Guess That Ass
And the answer is Sophie Christina. Bahahah! First GTA that ever made me laugh. Usually its arousal. Sometimes disgust. But this one is straight humor. There’s such a fine line between big asses. Like you got the perfect bubble butts like Sophie Turner’s. Then you can venture into the Heavyweight Division with a chick like SueLyn Medieros. And then you go over the cliff into the Yokozuna Sumo Wrestler division with asses like this. Generally, its unchartered territory for white guys like myself. Its such a spectacle I don’t even think about having sex with it. Its just a joke almost. Any time your ass cheeks are so big they stick out so far from your body that gravity takes ahold of them and you need to lift them with your fingers, you have too big of an ass for me. Also if you wear flat brim caps and Jordan’s things probably aren’t gonna work out between us either
PS - Apropos tattoo
PPS – How many hours do you think the airbrush guy needed to get rid of all the cellulite?








I bet she’s had sex with a colored fella or 2.
i just threw up in my mouth
cue mikeydatrollest comin in here and giving us all an unreadable lesson in black culture. hoes.
So that’s what re-swallowing your own vomit is like…fuck you very much muck Clancy: http://thedjbenz.wordpress.com/2012/08/16/hottest-chicks-in-the-hood-sophia-christina/
That ass is as fake as your job and as Big as Prez’s nose
shitywok the fuck you thinking bout me when you got that ass to think about above?
these aren’t updated pictures…she got a big dumb fucking tat all over her ass now (see photo here: http://cl.ly/LPuE)….yeah, whatever I follow her on Instagram because John Wall liked her picture @sophiabody
ill never get erect again
It’s troll week at barstool
That provided shelter for hundreds when Sandy rolled thru
need a fucking map to navigate that parcel of land
Fat with a F
puke city
by mikeydatrillest
shitywok the fuck you thinking bout me when you got that ass to think about above?………because you’re both huge assholes ?
I’d jam my cock in that ass faster than you can say jungle fever
@snowdaddy–yeah, but you wouldn’t get it back.
She must some rapper’s girl friend or something.
Forget 40 acres and mule this is every black man’s dream.
Evil One why am I an asshole? Cause I’m not white?
I really think the guys on this on this site are homosexuals who like flat, Jewish, 11 year old boy ass. That’s the best gta in the history of its existence. If KFC said wow that ass is great you guys would be like ” thrash for days” or some lame shit you picked up from the stool. Btw I’m white so the black guy thing… Doesn’t really pertain here
Nah just cause you’re our “token” Mikey
My dick would get lost in that ass
Joeyfingaz, no chance you’re white white. Maybe Latino. I like my women to not have comical proportions. If your ass is bigger than your chest, no thanks.
That’s no moon, it’s a space station.
Dudebro- I assure you I’m as white as the driven snow. I am aware that her ass does not look like that its got the fat and cellulite and all that nasty shit but I’d take that ass over these skinny disgusting flat assed girls that these kids post on this blog all day
The drivers seat in her car must be broken into bits….fucking fat pig.
Fat and scusting.
joeyfingaz you think thats the best GTA in history?? you gotta be from Texas because the only motto that makes this ass the best is “the bigger the better”
she must have to buy 2 seats on a plane to fit that thing, just fucking gross, she’s all yours NBA/NFL-non-QB players….
Even if her ass wasn’t airbrushed and it really looked like that, I still wouldn’t.
Stansitwell- I’m a white New Yorker, what I’m basically saying is that they post pictures and expect me to ” guess that ass” when in reality there is no ass to be guessed. Just flat as a board, anorexic ass just like they like em. Feel like these guys are gonna be Chris hansons next victims
Stansitwell- I’m a white New Yorker, what I’m basically saying is that they post pictures and expect me to ” guess that ass” when in reality there is no ass to be guessed. Just flat as a board, anorexic ass just like they like em. Feel like these guys are gonna be Chris hansons next victims
it’s coming to me now, there’s a word for girls like this, if only i could remember……oh yeah, i’ve got it now…its FAT…ha ha
I have a geyser erupting as we speak.
by mikeydatrillest on December 6, 2012 at 12:52 pm
Evil One why am I an asshole? Cause I’m not white?…..rhetorical question Mikey
That’s one big salad to toss. Elaine Benes would like it.
Looks.like.someone cropped a victoria secret models top with nicki minaj bottom….
Looks.like.someone cropped a victoria secret models top with nicki minaj bottom….
Tony macaroni… That updated tattoo on her ass is stupid ass hell thanks for.aking my bonrr turn.inyo a belly button
thats bitchs body is more misshapen then pres’s face
Suddenly I reminded of a Sir Mix-A-Lot song…
yea, that booty is hilarious. i laughed so hard i came
Mo just had a heart attack at his desk
I’d wear that thing on my face like a Rey Mysterio mask.
I’m a black man who loves big asses.. My fiancee has a big ass… And even this is pushing it for me… And like I said I LOVE A BIG ASS.. It doesn’t even look real… Might be too much for me to wife up…but then again u give me a couple of brews in my single days and I’m 100% sure I’d go to work on that ass like there was no tomorrow..
sure why the hell not! It may kill me!
I’m white, like Aryan race, if I was around in the 40′s could’ve been Hitler’s right hand man, white. I think this chick is hot as fuck.
I think im in love and I’m white btw
If you think this chick is hot then you have a problem.
Would love to hear she isn’t attracted to black guys. Would just be the ultimate double fuck you from God
Brokenspear, judging by that instagram account, she is 500% into black guys