And the answer is Padma Lakshmi. Representing 50% of the world’s population of hot Indian women. Her and Frieda Pinto from Slumdog Millionaire – the only two Indian smokeshows on the planet. I get a little Curry Fever whenever I see Padma and that gnarly scar she’s got on her arm. The whole package gets me going. Wouldn’t mind celebrating Diwali with her.