And the answer is Brittany Mason in Esquire doing the “Me in My Place” spread. I don’t know who Brittany Mason is and she’s not even that hot but there’s just something about the Me In My Place photoshoots that do it for me. Its just a chick left alone in her apartment in her underwear doing what she does. Its like amateur porn but the softcore version. Just rolling around in her thong, changing underwear a couple times. I’m sure after the cameras stop rolling she just blasts herself. Right? At least thats what happens in my mind.