And the answer is Alana Blanchard, professional surfer who prefers to shred gnar in a thong. Which is A-OK with me. I think hot surfers are sexy as fuck. As long as they have all their limbs and have never lost an arm in a shark attack or anything like that. Otherwise they are always really tan, toned chicks with sandy butt cheeks and zero inhibitions about wearing tiny bathing suits. Got that real sexy free spirit vibe. I’ll be the guy drinking on the beach while you tear it up babe!