Guess That Ass
And the answer is Alana Blanchard, professional surfer who prefers to shred gnar in a thong. Which is A-OK with me. I think hot surfers are sexy as fuck. As long as they have all their limbs and have never lost an arm in a shark attack or anything like that. Otherwise they are always really tan, toned chicks with sandy butt cheeks and zero inhibitions about wearing tiny bathing suits. Got that real sexy free spirit vibe. I’ll be the guy drinking on the beach while you tear it up babe!











If you started this blog with ‘Kate upton is a fat mess compared to this surfer lady’ I’d finally agree with you.
time to go play shoot n flush…
Chick on the left in the first picture needs to work on her leg:torso ratio
got a lot of glamour friends.
that fucking bitch knows exactly what she’s doing
KFC by “ill be the guy drinkin on the beach” did you mean this??? http://www.aliida.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/southern_comfort_beach_hero_IIHIH.jpg
That ass has it’s moments….
kinda funny she has “flavoured” milk (spelled the british/aussi way) as a sponsor. I bet she’d like my flavoured milk… I’m guessing it tastes like asparagus
KFC I would have sex with you if it means i could hold this chick’s hand
set her up with Kai the hitch-hiker for his good life-saving deeds
I love this butt
Crossing the line/creepiest post I think I’ve ever read goes to aj soprano
when i die i want to be reincarnated as that beach sand
Shes the best
i’d let her surf my tube. get it? by surf i mean suck/swallow and by tube i mean my average sized hairy tonsil tickler.
i just came while i was FLACID !!!! which has happened before…but not a lot !!!
this gurls ass is as flat as that surf board
this is my dream girl
giddy up baby
aren’t’ they all, like, 12?
if i left my cubicle this afternoon i would have been fired