Guess That Ass
And the answer is Alessandro Ambrosio in her new photoshoot for that son of a bitch Terry Richardson. I’ve blogged about that dick Richardson before. He gets to do photoshoots with and subsequently fuck the hottest chicks in the world. Upton before she got fat, Swanepoel, Refaeli, the list goes on. Now obviously he looks like a disgusting creeper, but I’m not even mad about that anymore. I’m just pissed that his videos suck so fucking much. This is the one for Alessandra:
That video absolutely fucking sucks. If you’re gonna be unspeakably ugly and bang models you better at least be the most talented photographer in the world. Better bring the fucking noise with those videos. Not just have Ambrosio and her pancake ass tearing down a paper wall.









He’s my idol. It’s like a real life Quagmire.
What in the fuck is this?
What does “being the fucking noise” mean???
serious question does he fuck these chicks? if so, I may need to consider a career change.
he looks like the type of guy who would get along just fine with sadusky
sandusky
why the long face?
Neil?
She has less ass than some of the guys liberated from the death camps in 1945.
His specialty is making good asses look like bad asses.
she’s just sooooooo damn skinny. At least Kate Upton looks healthy
If she’s what women getting out of the death camps in 1945 looked like I would’ve been standing at the gate with a cheeseburger and a dozen roses.
Looks like someone left the house today and forgot to put their asssss on.
Mmmmmm…Pancake butt
yeah im def over this girl, i mean obviously i would throw glue on her in about 30 seconds, but ive never really thought her face was all that. and she’s been around for a few years and some young talent is starting to shine over her..
Not much of an ass really, if her back wasnt so dramatically arched, there would be nothing there. A desolate wasteland. Kind eyes though
Ass is nonexistent
It looks like she had an assectomy.
why do girls without asses continue to be on GTA?
Had a kid. Send her to the glue factory. There’s a 19 year old south African chick waiting somewhere..
What ass?
She has a horse face but i would still fuck her.
i’d mean i still would. yes i would.
how fucking old is this creep? he looks 60. i hope i’m 60 and baggin chicks like this. calling it “art”
What ass?
Guess that coffee table? Listen Clancy were all not Irish and have small dicks, some of us can handle a nice round rump