And the answer is Alessandro Ambrosio in her new photoshoot for that son of a bitch Terry Richardson. I’ve blogged about that dick Richardson before. He gets to do photoshoots with and subsequently fuck the hottest chicks in the world. Upton before she got fat, Swanepoel, Refaeli, the list goes on. Now obviously he looks like a disgusting creeper, but I’m not even mad about that anymore. I’m just pissed that his videos suck so fucking much. This is the one for Alessandra:
That video absolutely fucking sucks. If you’re gonna be unspeakably ugly and bang models you better at least be the most talented photographer in the world. Better bring the fucking noise with those videos. Not just have Ambrosio and her pancake ass tearing down a paper wall.