And the answer is Adrienne Curry. Queen of the Nerd Boner. Right now there’s this motivation voice in my head talking to me. Its the same voice as the Mortal Kombat guy and its looking at my dick yelling “FINISH HIM!” Not even because Adrienne Curry is that hot. Just because she’s a mega slut who’s always dressing in something that sends all the nerdy blood in my body right to my penis. I mean, Mileena from Mortal Kombat? Walking around with twin sias? Takes me right back to the days when my life was 50% video games 50% masturbation.
Now its like 50% drinking/doing nothing 50% masturbation.