Guess That Ass (NSFW Pics and Video At The Bottom)
And the answer is Emily Ratajkowski. AKA a chick who needs to be way way more famous than she is. As of this moment her most famous moment was when she played along Sara Jean Underwood in a fucking Carl’s Jr. commercial. She’s an absolute sex bomb brunette with a perfect body and some lips that could suck a fucking golf ball through a hose. Perfect tush. Huge real tits. Unbelievably tiny waist and flat stomach. Her body is seriously a hard, hard 10. Her mouth is just a little too big for her to be straight up perfect but if you just imagine her blowing you those donkey lips are a plus, not a minus.
My reccomendation is that A) She gets a better stage name. Nobody can say or type Ratajakatajatkowski. and B) She gets some sort of reality TV with Melanie Iglesias where they just walk around doing normal mundane shit in minimal clothing. I could watch these bitches do their taxes and I’d have a hard on.
i couldn’t make it past the first picture without jizzing in my jeans
Move over Lex Lugar, we got the total package.
why are you so obsessed with iglesias shes just a dime a dozen cholo, now this ratajowski girl can get it
that video….i bonered.
I just came in my pants, and im not even wearing pants
great, now how am i going to clean the jizz off my ceiling
Now my hands are sticky
USDA Approved.
Her last name is Polish for ejaculation
id punch a baby to hit that
Her mouth is too big? Perhaps it is your dick that is too small?
:49 the definition of perfect tits
DSLs
Jesus KFC everyone knows that Ratajowski means “makes cock hard” in polish
i just wanna see her slit. is that too much to ask?
Those blubbery cans might just be real, no? Perfect bod.
I just finished jerking off before seeing these pics too…oh well
all i see is Michael Jackson in her face
holy shit those are nice tits on a skinny ass girl with some fucking curves
Might as well quit this game now Kfc, you will NEVER do better than this. Ever.
Google her name and treats magazine her vag is a masterpiece
¡Ay Chihuahua!
There is no way the guy filming that video has both hands on the camera!
Ha, how many x did everyone rewind to watch the :25 & :37 marks where you can almost see vag?
i just threw a rope in my pants and i wasn’t even wearing any
thank you kfc for the much needed nsfw post haven’t had one of these in a while
My dik puked…and by that i mean I just blew a NUT !!!!
butters, ask and you shall receive http://www.egotastic.com/photos/emily-ratajkowsi-nekkid-in-treats-magazine/emily-ratajkowsi-nude-spring-treats-mag-05/
http://www.egotastic.com/2012/04/emily-ratajkowski-doubles-down-with-topless-video-perfection-for-twice-the-treats-video/#more-1110711
It’s a good day to work from home….
sploosh
her jeans dont fit
To bad she is dating Manti-Teo
God I wish my girlfriend would start sleeping with me again so I can close my eyes and imagine this chick.
Yup.
whoa!!
This girl has the perkiest, most beautiful looking tits with a body to match and is unknown by most, yet fat sloppy Kate Upton is in a Superbowl Commercial…what is wrong with society!
how the hell can I go get naked in front of my bf after seeing this masterpiece?
Human centipede sounds like a good game to play with her
Once. Just once, please. I swear, I won’t take up any more than 3 minutes of your time.
Are you guys nuts? Those tits are as real as pres’ hair.
The anticipation I felt while scrolling down to see the nudes was insane. Each pic built it up. And by “anticipation” I’m referring to my massive erection.
Can compressed air blow jizz of my keypad..
Her face fucking sucks
thank you stoolies, ive been trying to get these assholes to post this chick for like 3 weeks. they must be overwhelmed with ass. and this chick has no problem showing the goods.
it should be a law for all girls to wear the denim shorts unzipped… except the fat ones
full screen……HD is on
and steve shaw must be gay.
I’d jack hammer that for a long 30 seconds and then make her clean the house for the 29:30 minutes I paid for her to come over.
Whorefrost you know as much about tits as pres knows about sports
I have to give a presentation in 5 minutes and I can’t get rid of my rod.
how muuch of a virgin is whorefrost to think those are fake? Cmon man. This chick is out fucking standing. Great post egotastic, I mean Kevin, I mean egotastic.
if she sat on my face i wouldnt come up for air
im going to be out of commission for a few hours
i would eat her buttthole
fap fap fap
Her tits are A+, but you can see the scar at :14.
id lick all the icing off that cake
I’d lick a dogs butthole to have 5 minutes with that.
i would fuck her..if you know what i mean.
always figured it was prez who got hard watching a chick do taxes
I seriously cannot take it anymore – I have no chance with this broad.
If the cans are fake, it was a great job. She is breathtaking.
best looking snatch ive ever seen…thank you queen lundqvist
how anyone picked the other girl over this chick for best GTA is beyond me
She looks much better now than she did when she was on iCarly. Yes… she was a former cast member of iCarly. Look it up.
boobs
Fake tits don’t jiggle from the slightest movement like these do. Just awesome.
I would love to work for Carl’s Jr. advertising. Clearly ahead of the game when it comes to Smoke Patrol Prospects.