And the answer is Halle Berry. Halle Berry is so goddam hot she makes me completely stray from my usual type. She’s black, she’s old, and she has short hair. Usually thats Strikes 1 2 and 3 for KFC. Off my list. Not in a racist way. There are plenty of hot black chicks out there. But I dunno – can you really see my cream cheese ass fucking a black chick? She probably wouldn’t like it. I probably wouldn’t either. Just not worth it for all parties involved you know? And the short hair is usually an absolute death knell for chicks in my book. Long hair don’t care all day err day, ladies.

But Halle breaks the mold. And she breaks my dick. Its kind of like a hot white blond chick is some powerhouse playing in a mid major conference. Just no competition, no challenge. Halle Berry is playing in the SEC – so much to overcome in my book and she still comes out on top.