And the answer is Carmen Electra. This bitch is like 60 years old and her tits are still up in her chin and spread out into her armpits. Those things are faker than this photo shoot she had set up in her backyard. Like, ho hum just a standard Saturday for me, let me put on my stripper heels and my Vegas pool party bathing suit and grab some sun while my kids jump around in the pool. Oh my is that a photographer there! Oh this damn paparazzi never stops!