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Kansas City Star - A 33-year-old Lenexa man was arrested early this morning after his date got suspicious about his claims of being a police officer — which he wasn’t. The woman called police about midnight Tuesday saying that she was on a date with the man, but got a gut feeling that something wasn’t right. When she tried to end the date, they got into an argument and he threatened to arrest her if she didn’t go to his home, she told police. Police responded to the McDonald’s restaurant at W. 87th Street and Mauer Road where the woman told them that she was in the early stages of a relationship with a man who was passing himself off as a police officer, said Sgt. Gary Graniewski. The man followed and an argument ensued with him again telling her he was a police officer and she would be arrested if she did not go with him, Graniewski said. A small physical altercation occurred and then the man left, she told police.

Are chicks really this prude now? I remember the days when you could take a girl to McDonalds, engage her in some nice conversation and basically guarantee yourself to fuck. And if you ponied up the cash for a super-size meal you’d get anal, no questions asked. Have things gotten so bad that guys have to resort to pretending they’re police officers and threatening to arrest bitches for not at least sucking their dick? Regardless this dude may have gotten caught but he’s on to something here with the old fake cop routine. If you ain’t cheating you ain’t trying is what I always say.