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Guy With The First Ever Face Transplant Speaks! I Think?
MADRID — A Spanish man who underwent the world’s first full face transplant appeared before TV cameras Monday for the first time since his surgery, thanking his doctors and the family of the donor.During the 24-hour surgery, doctors lifted an entire face, including jaw, nose, cheekbones, muscles, teeth and eyelids, and placed it masklike onto the man. He has been described as a farmer who was unable to breathe or eat on his own after accidentally shooting himself in the face five years ago.
Umm not to be a dick but what exactly was the point of this surgery? Like the guy had a fucked up face. Now he has….a fucked up face. Pretty sure people are going to point and laugh at this one as much as the last one? I mean I wouldn’t laugh at him obviously. I’m just saying if people were going to be dicks about his old face they’re still going to be dicks about this flubber face replacement. Shit looks like a bunch of mashed up Play-Doh and pudding stuck together with Elmer’s glue. Again good for him if it makes him happy I’m just curious why they put in the money and manpower and technology for a guy who shot himself in the face to get a new pretty shitty face. To each his own flubber face I guess.
that’s what i look like when i’m drunk.
Which guy was the one with the transplant?
if you accidentally shoot yourself in the face you shouldn’t get a second chance at a face.
Will this new face get this guy laid?
Even blind people think this guy looks terrible
Looks like one of the kids falling into the meat grinder in “The Wall.”
Fuckin’ mouthbreather.
Looks like Pedroia with that slack jaw.
I think this guy’s past the point of caring what you think about his looks, the point was for him to be able to fucking breathe/eat and for medical advancements
fuck all this news about the asshole who tried to blow his face off…ur life sucks so bad that u try and kill urself and u can even do that right talk about an all around fuck up…he KFC lets get some pics of his fuckin sister naked thats what the real news should be about…some sexy little spanish bitch in a white dress not her jackass of a brother
NJRV80 what part of “accidentally shooting himself in the face” says suicide? Dipshit.
hey viking blow me all i saw was some hot chick in the video and heard this asshole shot himself in the face and made my own conclusion…and even so how the fuck do u accidentally shoot urself in teh face in my book thats worse than doin it on purpose…thanks for helpin me prove my point even more u gay norse fag
This guy’s sister is a smokeshow. Take a look at the :30 mark.
Does anyone else think this guy looks like John McCain?
You write like a 12 year old emo bitch. Please tell me you aren’t using a computer.
how does any of that sound like a 12 year old emo bitch and whats wrong with using a computer im at work what the fuck else would u expect me to use…ur probably one of those fuckin retarded assholes who takes 30 minutes to type somethin on there blackberry just so they can say they used their blackberry…we all know ur just uptight because u never get laid (not counting the occasional fat bitch) and the only thing u have goin for u is the fact that u probably have the most up to date technlogy and dont have to use a computer…take a book out of the asshole in the pictures book and go shoot urslef in the face the world would be a better place for it
“Please tell me you aren’t using a computer”= If you are using a computer, you either have severe dislexia or you are, in fact, a 12 year old emo boy with the amount of words you spell like one.
go back to ur country fishhead
NJRV, you really sound like a fucking tool who is still in the 9th grade. Learn to punctuate, and spell, and use proper sentence structure. You type like you’re texting your boyfriend on your cell phone. Dipshit.
Sorry needle dick. I didnt know this was a blog for english teachers; go get sucked off by ur mother, that is if she didnt kill herself the moment she saw that you were wat popped out of her loose ass pussy
picking fights with other pathetic stoolies…niceeee
NJRV – You made my point precisely. Oh wait, should I write it like you so you understand?
“oK so u write lik a total deeb, LOL u dont not kno how to spell N u nvr use ne punctuation or caps or ne grammar”
I asked if you were using a computer because I really was going to maybe give you a small pass if you were texting, because your writing is just like that of a, you guessed it, 12 year old emo bitch texting her bff Jill.
Did he really need the “Pacient” placard in front of him with his name on it? Like someone was going to mix up Rocky Dennis with one of the surgeons? Or better yet with his smokeshow sister???
The sister needs a smokeshow. This needs to happen.
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Looks like Johnny Drama.