The 2nd sexiest thing at the Jersey Shore right behind a pork roll, egg and cheese, Hannah Davis making all our boners Jersey Strong. I love the Jersey Shore just as much as the next guy but you gotta kinda feel for Hannah Davis on this one. All the other girls and being whisked away to like Turks and Caicos and the Amalfi Coast and shit for their photo shoots. Seeing the most beautiful beaches in the world. Meanwhile Hannah Davis is like in front of Jenks and getting carried around by Djais’ bouncers and shit. I mean the Shore has a bad reputation after MTV and Tommy Cheeseballs. Its actually a beautiful place. But if I’m picking between the exotic locales of the Caribbean and Manasquan, bubble in A on the Scantron.