Happy National Cleavage Day!
Happy Titties day mothafuckas! Personally, I’m an Ass Man. So for me, this is an important day. Almost like Veterans Day or Memorial Day. The reality of the matter is I should pay homage to everyone who served this country and the people who gave their lives to protect my freedom every single day of the year. We should honor those people 365 days. But unfortunately sometimes I take them for granted. They do such an amazing job allowing me to live such a carefree life sometimes I forget to pay them proper respect.
Same thing with tits. Every single day of the year I should wake up, drop to my knees and pray to the Titty Gods and thank them for gracing me with their presence every where I go. Big tits, small tits. Pointy nipples, dinner plates. I love em all. So, today’s your day, Cleavage. The reality is men everywhere should celebrate you 24/7, but sometimes the world ain’t fair. So enjoy your moment in the sun.
PS – Ladies don’t ever be shy about the topic of getting titty fucked. You may think its real kinky and kinda weird and embarrassing but its gotta be easier than giving a blow job and I promise you, your man is down for it.
PPS – Like I said, I respect tits of all kinds everywhere. And I respect what these broads in London in that video tried to do, but let me show you how its really done:
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A+ gifs
J Love at the end, perfect.
slow clap standing ovation.
we need and encore
What an awesome blog. I’d like to stick my dick right between Elmo’s eyes while signing the Sesame Street theme song.
once again proving you are by far the best blogger KFC bravo
Oh, Selma, Mi Amore.
Never before thought I could jerk it to GIFs
More blogs like this please.
has that big titty chick from the whip my hair video(first gif) ever been found? I need to know who she is and i needed to know yesterday
@wilburham
I concur. This should be a priority.
Seriously, the Stoolies need to get to work on finding that chick, I need facebook, twitter, linkedin, myspace, every account she has and I need it now.
it was a bout a year ago the big tits video was posted, someone should have found her by now. my internet skills are poor.
donny- most definitely a priority
I never knew Salma Hayek had t’s like that. Damn. Also never knew her name was Salma and not Selma.
The national anthem Kate Upton Video of National Cleavage Day:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgcmbZL_aTA
whats up with the whale at 1:42
Best post ever! Seriously A+ gifs
i thought the whip my hair gif was tara reid. i could be wrong
USA! USA! USA!
A+ post, A++ GIFS
Thank God for the GIF’s because that video looks like it’s staring farm animals
First gif is porn star Shawna Lenee. Google her, she’s got some good vids.
hocke thanks for the suggestion but its def not her, they dont look that much alike and the pornstars tits arent nearly as big
Great googly moogly! Salma Hayek and Sofia Vergara…my ballsack just exploded.
I was whispering “come on tittay” all throughout those gifs
NSFW:
http://www.heaven666.org/whip-my-hair-back-and-forth-50054.php
These GIFs just got bookmarked above youjizz and below rotowire.
i haven’t tittyfucked in FAR too long
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