Hard Ticket To Hawaii Might Be The Single Greatest Movie Of All Time
You know what the problem is these days with movies? They’re all too long. There’s always like a full 60 minutes of movies these days that don’t belong. In comedies there’s always an hour of a love story that doesn’t matter. In action movies there’s always an hour where everything slows down and they try to make it into a drama. They just don’t make movies like Hard Ticket To Hawaii anymore.
96 minutes of action/adventure with skateboard assassins, bazookas, speedos, uzis, and frisbees with razor blades. Sprinkle in some killer dialogue, call people “turkey” and “buster” and you’ve got yourself a recipe for a perfect movie. I mean have you ever seen anything as dramatic as those 2 squaring off for a frisbee battle? Building the tension and the anticipation of the scene. And just when you think he’s gonna use the gun he flashed, NOPE. He goes with the frisbee rigged with razor blades. Pure cinematic genius.

why kill the blow up doll? That’s just senseless
oh cool something that was on the front page of reddit yesterday is now posted here today.
This was actually posted by el pres a year ago or so. Clean it up Clancy.
If it makes you feel any better you did blog it better.
@konp Manzo posted this two years ago. So KFC stole it from him. Also, go fuck yourself.
Listen up dickbag they don’t just fucking invent stories on here they blog about dumb shit they find on the internet this should not be a hard concept to understand.
Bazooka came out of nowhere
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” you got a great ass” brilliance
I’ve never once smoked weed and then did a half mile handstand on a skateboard. Props.
fuck reddit…redlettermedia ripped this POS over a year ago