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NY Post – Washboard abs, an expert on the Brazil Butt Lift and a competitive kickboxer and bodybuilder — Alex Rodriguez may have met his perfect woman. The super-fit blonde seen leaving the Yankee slugger’s Miami pad is Ella Magers, a fitness trainer and nutritionist, Page Six can reveal. And lucky for A-Rod, shouldering much of the blame for the Yankees pitiful postseason, she’s also a fully fledged life coach, specializing in counseling. Magers’ Web site says she’s a longtime fitness pro, has appeared on CBS health reports and in videos for Crunch Boot Camp and, more notably, appeared on the Brazil Butt Lift workout video. She specializes in fuctional and core training, strength and conditioning, nutrition counseling and wellness coaching.” Despite fitting the description of A-Rod’s ideal woman — many of his exes including ex-wife Cynthia Rodriguez, Madonna and Cameron Diaz were blond fitness buffs — sources close to him insist Magers is “not a girlfriend. Ella Magers is a nutritionist and a trainer and she has six Major League Baseball clients. She helps Alex with nutrition and some physical training. She works very closely with Alex’s chef. Ella is highly regarded among professional athletes.” The source said Magers is helping Alex focus on next season: “He continues to work aggressively on his fitness. He plans on getting back to peak performance following his injuries.”

Considering that A Rod cannot date a chick who’s not a fitness buff, I think this has to undoubtedly be his best pull. I mean this chick was in the Brazil Butt Lift video. Thats like the Holy Grail for nobodies with hot bodies.

And lets cut the shit with “nutritionist” and “life coach.” Every fucking girlfriend is a nutritionist and life coach. When I was single I’d eat an entire sleeve of Oreos for dinner and black out 6 nights a week. Now that I have a girlfriend we go out to nice dinners and I only black out 5 nights a week. She’s just as much of a “nutritionist” and “life coach” as Ella Magers is. Girlfriends always make you eat better and live your life like a little bit more of a grown man.

On that note, lets vote on A Rod’s new “nutritionist”

Vote 1 for this chick is still a little too “G.I. Jane” jacked for me, Vote 10 for A Rod finally pulling some hot tail like he should have been for the past 15 years

(256 votes, average: 8.02 out of 10)
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