Have I Gone Manorexic For The Spartan Race?
March 12th, 2012:
April 2nd, 2012
May 4th, 2012
Rounding down to the nearest pound, and putting on a pair of socks so you don’t see my swollen gout feet, and you’re lookin at KFC 15 pounds lighter! No chance my fat ass 192 pound self could run in the Spartan Race. Hell I probably couldn’t have run any race at all. But just 3 quick months later I’ve trimmed 15 pounds and I’m ready to sprint through the wilderness and fight through fire and brimstone like a goddam Spartan Warrior.
And I’ll be honest, I think I’ve gone full blown manorexic at this point. I’m addicted. Every time I hit the scale its lower and lower and I think I’ve got a problem. I feel like Dennis Reynolds. Just starving myself trying to create gaunt, angular cheekbones. I mean where do I stop? Do I just blow through the 170s and try for the 16 handle? I haven’t been 160 since I was like 15. To be honest I’m a little worried I’m not gonna be big enough to power through some of the toughest parts of the Spartan Race now. The June 2nd race is all full now so I’m eyeing the Super Spartan on September 8th in New Jersey, and at this rate I’ll be like 120 pounds by then. I don’t know if I’ll have enough bulk to make it through all the obstacles and challenges.
Fuck it. I’ll take my chances. Because at the end of the day, my looks are more important than the Spartan Race. I’m sexy and I know it.
Whether you’re fat or sexy and skinny like me, click here to sign up for the Super Spartan on September 8th.
How many hummingbirds do you power through in a day now? 1,000? 5,000?
Look at how fat your feet are in that second picture. If you had really hairy feet they would look just like hobbit feet
7 weeks, 3 months – fuck it, close enough.
So your just losing the weight? No lifting regimen or anything? Youre and idiot your gonna look like octomom with flabby ass stretch marks hanging around caved in chest
Black socks aren’t good for you bro. They don’t allow moisture or some shit idk my dr told me about it fuck you
if ur just getting skinny then u shouldnt bother. fat and healthy looking way better than feable ass skinny skeleton. im assuming you are the later.
biscodiscuits hahahah. I jsut thought to myself “March, April, May. Three months” God I’m getting dumber as I shed all these pounds
that right foot is downright atrocious… how do you put a sock on that thing and not give the people what they want
BAhaha holy shit that right foot is fucking enormous
Bro my feet are fire. Thats just an optical illusion. Cripes that comment is a top 10 comment of all time fuck you
Rex isn’t gonna be happy.
i know who toes arent getting sucked, jeez, those things are fucking nasty bro
nice parquet floor,you love Boston pussy
arent you like 5’6 dude?
All fun and games till that lazy eye runs you off course and into the tress 3 or 4 times
died laughing at cripes’ comment
Cripes what the fuck are you talking about? and KFC now we can see your cankles
Lol @ cripes typing in turrets. KFC – props, you almost lost more weight than that bitch who got kicked off an airplane and she was well over 400 El Bees.
jokes aside, i gotta applaud KFC. dude said he was gonna do it and he did it. can’t do anything but respect that. how tall are you though? just from pics i’ve seen, i’d guess 6-flat to 6’2. 175 is about as low as you should go, really.
Bro. I think you have a tape worm.
p.s. the shadow your feet make in the latest pic kind of looks like a girl bending over in yoga pants.
Solid work dude. Losing weight sucks. Much more fun to be a fat-ass
Literally crying laughing a cripes’ comment
I still have to know if that’s your asshole in pic two..
Picture 1: The actual KFC Picture 2:Random Stranger Picture 3: KFC’s girlfriend
Under what circumstances would a man wear low-cut black socks anyway? And why is your right foot so much fatter than your left? In any event, good job on not being such a fat tub of shit any more.
Cripes so freakin gold!! Kfc, good for u….losing weight blows…..and it only gets harder as u get older…..heck,i eat carbs one day a week…how freaking gay is that? Pretty gay, im here to tell ya
What the hell is wrong with yoru Right foot? What did you do???
not as gay as saying “freaking” and telling the internet about your carb eating regime