Have John Sterling and Suzyn Waldman Ever Shared a Moment of Intimacy?
And stepping up to my mouth is the voice of the New York Yankees, John Sterling.
Yeah, yeah, yeah the Yankees are on fire, CC looked great in his first start off the DL, timely hitting, sloppy Blue Jay defense, blah blah blah. The pressing issue from last night’s game is this:
Some of the responses were… shocking… to say the least. This is one of my favorites:
I don’t know why, but the image of John “Uhhhhh”ing upon busting a nut had me dying. Just sweaty Suzyn bent over the playbook with some Sterling gems sprinkled in. “This sex was brought to you by Lowe’s. Let’s climax togetha.”
All I’m saying is those red-eyes back from LA can get pretty romantic. That dim reading light above the seat hitting Suzyn at just the right angle. You’re telling me there wasn’t ONE kiss during a long rain delay in Detroit, or in between the first and second game of a day/night doubleheader. Not likely. “Well that’s penis, Suzyn.”
Vote 1 for Yes, the dynamic duo of dialogue has shared at least one moment of reckless passion in their illustrious careers or 10 for This has been a strictly platonic relationship and if I find out otherwise, I will put a gun in my mouth.
(126 votes, average: 4.17 out of 10)
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strasser you need to spend an intimate moment with a bottle of draino
she is not rope worthy
easily the unfunniest thing ever posted
wait. are ou telling me new york fans have to listen to a woman do colour commentary? you know how people ask how could baseball be made worse. theres your answer
with the way the yanks are destroying the rest of the MLB this may actually happen very soon
a woman doing color commentary with a THICK boston accent…still don’t know how she got this gig
They could bang in one of the 10,000 empty seats/night in Yankee Stadium. Nobody around to notice.
this bitch next to me doest know how to enunciate her words. instead of ‘specifically’ she says, ‘pacifically’…driving me fucking nuts
get the fuck out of here tampa jack the rays blow donkey dick
Serious question…do yankees fans really like these two clowns? Do you like the personalized home run calls? Is there some kind of charm in the frequency with which he gets calls dead wrong?
Tampa Jack…the only rays fan known to exist?
he’s a St. Louis fan…which makes his douchebaggery all the more unexplainable…thought midwesterners were nice
Doyle…we like them because we like to mock them
“Well, thats penis Suzyn” lmao. OF ALL THE DICKS IVE EVER SEEN THIS IS THE MOST DRAMATIC DICK IVE EVER SEEN http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=suzyn+waldman+roger+clemens&oq=SUZYN+WA&gs_l=youtube.3.0.0l10.523.2044.0.2864.8.5.0.3.3.0.111.429.4j1.5.0…0.0…1ac.WBg13z3WbRY
To Doyle: No. They’re annoying.
Thanks Jack of Spades for sticking up for me! Live in Tampa now, but born in raised in St Louis – home of the World Champion Cardinals! Btw, nice to see you gave up your stupid Yankee payroll argument yesterday after I gave you the actual facts. No worries son, you’re a NYer, I don’t expect people in Bandwagon City to actually get the facts right. Go Cards!
John Sterling, Susan Waldman here on the New York Yankees radio network driven by Jeep. Well Susan, during the delay i was more than surprised to see that you had red pubic hair, or as the younger generation would refer to as the ‘fire crotch’.. the 0-1 to bautista, CUTTTT ON A MISS.