And stepping up to my mouth is the voice of the New York Yankees, John Sterling.

Yeah, yeah, yeah the Yankees are on fire, CC looked great in his first start off the DL, timely hitting, sloppy Blue Jay defense, blah blah blah. The pressing issue from last night’s game is this:

Some of the responses were… shocking… to say the least. This is one of my favorites:

I don’t know why, but the image of John “Uhhhhh”ing upon busting a nut had me dying. Just sweaty Suzyn bent over the playbook with some Sterling gems sprinkled in. “This sex was brought to you by Lowe’s. Let’s climax togetha.”

All I’m saying is those red-eyes back from LA can get pretty romantic. That dim reading light above the seat hitting Suzyn at just the right angle. You’re telling me there wasn’t ONE kiss during a long rain delay in Detroit, or in between the first and second game of a day/night doubleheader. Not likely. “Well that’s penis, Suzyn.”

Vote 1 for Yes, the dynamic duo of dialogue has shared at least one moment of reckless passion in their illustrious careers or 10 for This has been a strictly platonic relationship and if I find out otherwise, I will put a gun in my mouth.

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