HEN-RIK! Shuts Out The Devils For A Game One Win
Get out here, you sexy son-of-a-bitch-first-star, you! The Rangers take game one by a score of 3-0 for one reason and one reason only. Henrik freaking Lundqvist. Dude stood on his head, plain and simple. Gumdrop can slobber all over Brodeur’s cuckolding cock all he wants, and that save on Staal was nothing short of mental, but worshiping goats is for savages. I only recognize royalty. Nine down, seven to go…
Full post with my corpulent guest the Gum on its way for the morning. We both know this thing is a long way from over so no one’s counting their chickens quite yet – Gumdrop’s simply eating his. So, thanks for stopping by the Stool’s late night victory post. Hey, now that you’re here, why not show your support for the monarchy and deck yourself out in the cloth of our King?
Devils in 6, fuck off rangers
^^^ Have fun trying to win 4 of the next 5 asshole!
keep crying devils fans! how many times did i say lundqvist isnt bryzgalov?!!?!?!
marty looked great… nahhht
Devils in 5.
CUM! MOTHERFUCKING! EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!
@ haterade1 Devils dropped 1st game against philly too dick breath
It’s beginning to feel a lot like this year: http://hookedonhockeymagazine.com/top-15-nhl-teams-of-all-time-13/
philly also had bryzgalov, dick breath
isnt peyton the same asshole that had the caps in 6 and ottawa in 7
the rangers defense had more blocked shots than queen lundquist. that was the story of the game. osgood – if you write a blog about how great lundquist did i will lose total respect for you as a hockey blogger.
also, that no-call puck cover up / hand pass was absolute bullshit. 1-0 game was fair. that the rangers scored on the ensuing play is fucking absurd and that linesman should be fired.
Devils in 4
On a side note blue21 couldn’t be more right