Happy PlaceWhat happens in your browser’s Incognito mode, stays in your browser’s Incognito mode, at least in theory. For the thousands (millions?) of hentai porn enthusiasts, though, that promise looked like it would come crashing down when Fakku punked its visitors into thinking it had automatically uploaded their autoerotic habits to Facebook. Had this been real, it would have resulted in many lost jobs and spouses, but on the other hand perhaps one might find out your friends share an interest. A gross interest that should be enjoyed alone. As terrifying as this is, there are plenty of people whoactually do this with porn sites by accident (and presumably on purpose sometimes, as well).

Social media is all over the internet and connects people from all over the world, its about time we brought it to FAKKU. Today I am proud to share with you a new feature which we have been working on for a very long time - FAKKU + Facebook Integration! And the best part? You don’t have to do anything! By reading this post we’ve automatically linked your Facebook and your FAKKU account together and begun sharing all of the content you’ve read, favorited, and looked at. Your profile will look similar to this:

Fuck you, FAKKU! This shit ain’t funny man! I don’t get down with the Hentai porn, but thats because I’m prejudice against Asians. I get down with plenty of other weird shit on the internet thats equally as creepy as these Japanese porno cartoons. And if that shit ever got exposed to the world I’d probably just have to off myself on the spot. Like hey FAKKU I hope you’re satisfied with your April Fools Jokes now pay for all my funeral costs because I jumped out the window as soon as I saw “KFC read ‘I’ll cum inside my little sister, and her friends too!’” plastered all over the internet. I mean if my Youjizz search bar and my internet history could talk, they’d say “Someone lock this dude up he’s probably a sex offender.” But they can’t talk. And they stay hidden. And if anyone ever tricked me into thinking they were all over facebook I’d probably never recover.