Literally the oldest, ugliest girls in America hit on me tonight while my lady was getting drinks #StillGotIt #NotReally
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“As you can see, I don’t have any arms.” Fucking hilarious.
If I had to do this every morning then I wouldn’t wear clothes, plan and simple. Or maybe I’d have one outfit that I just never took off. Bottom line is that there’s no way I’m putting my shirt on with my foot.
And to answer your question: maybe if I was really drunk, and only doggy style.
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I bet she gives amazing footjobs.
Excuse me miss, can I give u a hand with that?
Her feet look more like hands than actual feet
having no arms has to be hands down (pun intended) the worst thing in the world. Could you imagine being itchy all over, how the fuck do you scratch. That’s unfathomable.
got a wicked handjob from this broad the other week
If you hit it from the back you’re either holding her up by her hair or she’s supporting herself with her face. Either way, hilarious.
The watch on the ankle is a genius move
Holy Shit…Monkey Feet!
Did anyone else notice how flexible she is???? Imaagine the shit she could do with no hands that any other woman couldn’t do! Fuckin women are spoiled rotten.
After watching this, there’s so many other things I want to see her do…top of my list is a death-match with that no-legs skateboard lady. And yes, weapons would be allowed.
Are you the full time weekend Guy
holy flexible
i was literally on the edge of my seat waiting to see how she was gonna do that button. fucking magic trick. annnddd i wasn’t even sitting
not gonna lie, felt a little dirty after watching that. dunno why.
legs looking like arms. the watch on the ankle killed me. and that would be the worst way to live. I’d rather be paralyzed, legless, deaf or just plain dumb. only thing worse would be being a blindo.
Could she be considered ambidextrous? Shes not real strong with that left leg tho
The ease in which she turned that shirt around has me second guessing having two arms
What do you say to a chick with no arms and no legs? Nice tits.
How does she wipe her ass/snatch?