High School Streaker Hops 2 Fences And Jumps Into Getaway Car
You know who the happiest dude in the building was when that car showed up? The security guard in the white shirt. You see that pathetic attempt he made to climb that second fence? Just kinda hopped up like he was just trying to look over the top of it. There was a 0.0% chance that dude is able to scale a chain link fence. That kid could have stood on the other side of that fence helicoptering his dick and he was still home free.
Also I would have loved to see the inside of that getaway car. Everyone is riding high on adrenaline after the Great Escape but 30 seconds later you’re just driving through the neighborhood with a naked dude sitting shotgun. I bet they were just like “So, wanna hit the Taco Bell drive thru?”

The streaker showed very little regard for his package on the jump over the second fence.
Gaystoolie wanted to see more. Much more.
I think he left a little something on the fence
Why don’t hot women ever streak???
gaystoolie > woody
what makes your life more of a failure? streaking at a high school game, or working for elpres?
woody = gaystoolie
:0
Stall & Laid = experts at the double dutch rudder. FACT
The announcer says “Let’s see what Pinella County’s finest can do…” right as the chasing cop skids along the track on his face.
Remember that dumbass who called himself ilovefarts? He was as queer as a $3 bill.
Also, cop totally got the license plate there.
hey fuckheads. gwh is back
woody, always first mate on the glass bottom boat.
remember when steak wanted to bang laid?
remember when kmarko won the triple crown?
Steak’s birthday is on the anniversary of balloon boy’s fake flight….i’m sure Buzz will get him a nice present.
I’m sure buzz will blow up steak’s balloon (knot)
How is Bet’s?
He’s no Don Draper, that’s for sure.
Nice ass
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