NC – A high school teacher has accused a student of spiking her coffee with a butt-enhancing drug. The instructor, Ellen Vick, told police in Charlotte, North Carolina that a teenager in her class emptied several capsules of the GluteBoost supplement into her coffee on Friday. The 61-year-old Independence High School teacher says the student mixed three capsules into her beverage during class. GluteBoost bills itself as an all natural butt enlargement supplement. According to the product’s website, it will ‘give you the hour glass figure you deserve without paying for expensive buttock enhancement surgery or enduring the pain of pricey butt injections.’

Maybe I missed it, but I couldn’t find the part in this article where the teacher thanked the student. Did they just forget to include that, or is this teacher really that rude? Because I don’t see how this high school kid could have went about helping her in a more courteous, respectful manner.

Hey lady, it’s pretty obvious that you have no ass. Tiny. Flat. Probably a little droopy. And if you’ll take a look at the description of this amazing product GluteBoost, you’ll see that it “gives you the hour glass figure you deserve without paying for expensive buttock enhancement surgery or enduring the pain of pricey but injections.” Sounds like a good deal to me. Plus this kid even paid for it himself and didn’t embarrass you by bringing up your no-ass in front of the class. Just took the necessary steps to make you a more attractive person and went about his day. He didn’t want a reward. He’s essentially the Robin Hood of ass enhancement – doing it because it’s the right thing to do.

So maybe instead of getting this kid in trouble and causing a whole scene, you should just thank him for the good deed and get cracking on the day’s lesson. Fucking teachers these days huh?