Yeah the old man is dancing like a lunatic big deal, what’s going on with the fat kid in the black shirt? That’s the real story. People like that drive me nuts. The fuck are you doing on the dance floor dude if you don’t want to dance? Like you see guys like this at weddings. They don’t want people making fun of them for being the loser standing over by the dessert all night so they stand in the middle of the dance floor bobbing their heads actually watching the band. Just taking up valuable dance floor real estate hoping no one notices they aren’t dancing. Not me pal. I fucking notice. You dance or you go sit at the singles table where you belong fat boy. The same thing applies at outdoor music festivals with crowds of 35+.
WASHINGTON DC, MARYLAND, VIRGINIA