Hippo Man Looks Like Shit
(Aug. 26) — Doctors have agreed to treat China’s “Hippo Man” for free, potentially curing a cancerous tumor that has deformed his face and put his life at risk. Last year, Fei Jianjun, 41, first noticed a small red bump on the tip of his nose. “I didn’t pay much attention as it’s only a small bump,” he told Rex USA. But the bump grew rapidly and now covers almost half his face. Doctors in China will give Fei Jianjun, 41, free treatment for a cancerous tumor on his nose that has deformed his face and threatened his life. Fei is unable to breathe through his nose, and the swelling has pushed his eyes to the sides of his head. Some residents of the village of Maxiang in China’s Jilin province mock Fei when he goes outside, and others are reportedly fearful he will spread his affliction to them.
Oh my god I’ve been sitting around waiting patiently for a chance to get back at Pres for that Chuck Cheese post and lookie what falls in my lap! Hey Hippo Man. Sweet nose bro! Seriously I haven’t seen a schnoz like that since Pres showed up for our business meeting in a tuxedo jacket. Hey Hippo Man I bet all your buddies tell you it’s not that bad and you can’t even notice it blah blah. Well I just wanted to let you know that’s the biggest fucking face affliction I’ve ever seen in my life. Seriously you look like shit dude. Clean that hippo nose up freak.

must be blackdudes relative.
I would hate to do coke with that guy
hahahahaha classic Chinese deformity.
I didn’t know Judaism was practiced in China.
Learn something new every day. Thanks Barstool.
i think you’d look better with no head at all.
why don’t he just blow his fucking nose?
no nostrills? guy can’t even cup his own farts.
no nostrills?… nevermind about my blowing suggestion
or my coke problem
hes a perfect fit for gonzo during halloween
How do his eyes spread with the tumor? I’m calling fake.
more importantly, how do a team of scientists think they can save him when half his face is cancer and its clearly all over his eyes
whats the point man
not to mention he’s just a dirt poor villager in some shithole Chinese province.
wtf is the point?
At least get the guy a razor. Try to look respectable!
A bird flew right into your head…like he couldn’t avoid it.
btw, anyone know why all my comments on BBS says ‘comments being reviewed by moderator’?
your either new over there, or you about to get the ban stick shoved up your bunghole…
Join the club Art and don’t expect an explanation.
They volunteered to “treat him for free”. Read: “agreed to carry out an extensive science experiment on him and win, lose or draw get published in all of the medical journals for their results”.
Good line Steak.
Ha…thanks guys. I’m not new and I really don’t say anything worth banning…..whatever.
its not a porn pic…
http://th02.deviantart.net/fs9/300W/i/2006/148/1/9/Ice_Age___Sid_the_Sloth_by_agra19.jpg
fucking China…every time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIf2ZhFeEmI&feature=related