Hoboken Declared The 8th Most Promiscuous City In The Country
All these girls will have sex with you
NYDN – Ever hear the naughty limerick about “the young girl from Hoboken?” Well maybe there’s something to it: The city on the west side of the Hudson River is the eighth-most promiscuous in the country, according to a survey by an online dating website. SeekingArrangement.com polled 5,000 of its members and found 57% of those living in Hoboken said they had seven or more “friends with benefits” in a year. New York City didn’t even get close to that. The survey found it’s actually one of the least promiscuous cities, with only 15% of users saying they had seven or more partners. A typical member of the website admits to hooking up with only two to four partners a year. The site claims to have invented “the modern Sugar Daddy” and caters to wealthy men seeking “mutually beneficial relationships” with women. Its 1.7 million members rake in income of $275,000 a year, though there are no financial requirements to join, according to a spokeswoman. So if it’s not the Big Apple, what’s is the most promiscuous city of all? That would be Chicago, where 72% admitted to having no-strings-attached-arrangements with seven or more people in a year.
The ‘Boken! The 6th Borough. The hidden gem outside New York City. If Hoboken was Hoboken, NY instead of Hoboken NJ it would be absolutely perfect. If the subways ran there and cabs didn’t charge 40 bucks to cross the river into NJ there would be absolutely nothing wrong with it. Its smaller, cleaner, cheaper, quieter, more bars and restaurants than like anywhere on the planet…and apparently people are down to fuck. I don’t know about you folks but that sounds like fucking heaven.
In a weird way I think what makes Hoboken a great spot to live though, is that it is in New Jersey. You weed out all the snotty broads who think they are too good for Jersey. All the prude chicks with a stick up there ass who wanna pretend they’re living out Sex in the City. Just 14 blocks of people who are down to earth and down to fuck. Give me a Fiore’s sandwich – straight mozz and hot peppers – an apartment twice the size at half the price, and a harem of 7 or 8 bitches I fuck on the regular.
Ah who am I kidding just give me the Fiore’s sandwich and I’ll just stay monogamous with my girlfriend. The sandwich is more important anyway.
Hell yea Chi-town!! Wonder if that survey was in boystown though because I never get any….
There once was a woman from Hoboken,
Who claimed her cherry was broken,
From riding a bike,
On a cobblestone pike,
But it really was broken from pokin
Typical Convo B/t Hoboken Guy and Girl:
Guy: “Sup”
Girl: “Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy”
Guy: “Just got back from the gym, me and my boy Vinny Piscatelli did two plates for 12″
Girl: “Chaaa, thas hot”
Guy: “I work over at StarGreen Capital. Youngest exec in the office. Makin 120 this year, 30 k bonus”
Girl: “You go to Rutgers, Newark?”
Guy: “Montclair State”
Pause to nod head to LMFAO song…
Guy: “Girl you driving me crazy with that smell. What is that, olive oil and Basil?”
Girl: “hehe, me and my girl just had a pie from Dino’s!!!”
Guy: “I love girls who know how to eat…how’s about we get outta here and I’ll stuff you like a chicken roll. Put this meat-proschutto all up in ya lasagna!”
Girl: “I have a boyfriend. But he’s in Clifton with his boys, so ummmmm, okay.”
Guy: “Best decision you’ve ever made. You’re about to board the stud ship. One way ticket to O-face town.”
johngruden is so spot on its not even funny.
Is there a whiter city?
Fiore’s roast beef, muzz and gravy is the best sandwich in the world. Only available on Thursdays and Saturdays though.
yea too bad stevens sucks
hire johngruden
johngruden for the win. surprisingly accurate too. clifton line is dropped nightly at green rock
those girls are all form long island..not that you’d know that, just pointing it out.
Hey girls it looks like you really need to be eating pizza
i would wrap those FUPAs around my greased up dick and go to town
actually i think i have
@johngruden Hilariously inaccurate. Typical transplant non-NYer way to look at people who actually grew up in the tri-state. You’re just some faggot who’s probably originally from a gay state like Ohio and moved to NYC for a shitty job where you work 80hrs a week for 65k. You probably rent a shit apartment with a faggot roommate for 2000/month. You probably try to pick up girls at bars who are all lame fags like you. Meanwhile, me and the bros I’ve known since I was 5 are chilling in Hoboken, going to NYC bars anytime we want, bagging chicks like it’s nothing. I’m working at Morgan Stanley pulling in 90K at age 23. Suck my brajole.
Johngruden just proving once again how the comments are always much funnier than the actual blogs
Best part of Hoboken is the ratio of fucking filthy slimy jews is about 10% of NYC Kill the Jew kill the Jews
Best part of Hoboken is the ratio of fucking filthy slimy jews is about 10% of NYC Kill the Jew kill the Jews
Best part of Hoboken is the ratio of fucking filthy slimy jews is about 10% of NYC Kill the Jew kill the Jews
90k at 23 ain’t shit.
sounds like a fun place
Really, Crustface? 90K? Just go ahead and apply for EBT right now. I think I payed more in taxes than you made. I love your comeback to gruden though. It was in no way a form letter comback. “inaccurate, appartment with roommate for 2G’s, girl fags, insert investment firm here, made up number, actual age”. Well done sir, slow clap.
wow crustface, you are like, totally awesome bro. youre the man seriously. i bet youre not even from hudson county you faggot, probably some upper bergen county tool bag with a blow problem who thinks its cool to drunk drive back from hoboken every weekend. and good 90k at morgan stanley, hope youre not one of those 4000 layoffs they plan by the year end. its funny how many kids claim theyre from hoboken when they really arent.