NY Post – He blames his parents — for everything! A Brooklyn man slapped his mom and dad with a $200,000 lawsuit that blames them for leaving him homeless and destitute because they allegedly raised him and his sibling in a poor household — and didn’t love him enough. Bernard Anderson Bey, 32, claims he never got enough affection or support from parents Vickie and Bernard Manley — so now he wants them to mortgage their share of a Bedford-Stuyvesant home so their family can buy two Domino’s Pizza franchises to employ them all, according to the bizarre suit. “Our whole family is really poor, and my father doesn’t care about the situation,” Bey said yesterday. “I feel unloved and abandoned.” Bey’s mother, Vickie Anderson, said yesterday she was scared of her eldest son. “I live in the projects. You want to sue me? What’s next, you coming to shoot up my door?” the mother said sadly. “He’s 32 years old. That speaks for itself. Welcome to America. Everyone in America has the same opportunity. Don’t blame the parents at this point. The choice is yours. You’re an adult.”

I feel you, Bernard Anderson Bey. I feel you. Every day I wake up and start slangin smut I think to myself “If my mom just loved me a little bit more. If my dad just respected me a little bit more.  I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it. Now I’m not physically homeless. But emotionally and mentally I am. A man-boy trapped in an adult’s body drifting aimlessly through life with no direction. And lets call a spade a spade – in this life its nature vs nurture and nurture wins every day of the week and twice with bloggers and homeless people.

And you know what could turn that all around for me and Bernard? 2 Dominos franchises, thats what. I’ll manage one and he runs the other. Together we’ll turn our lives around with money from our son of a bitch parents that don’t love us. I’ll tell you what else – thats a genius fucking business plan by Bernard. He’s not just some homeless asshole who wants money for booze and drugs. He wants 2 pizza franchises. Maybe if his parents loved him a little more they’d would have know he’s an entrepreneur.

PS – Doesn’t look too homeless does he? Sharp beard and a fresh gheri curl.