Its the story of a young man who tells white chicks like Jamie Lynn Sigler he’s Italian when he wants to fuck them and tells Enzo’s Deli he’s black when he needs a job. He toes the line as a black guinea, using whichever race he chooses in order to gain an advantage.

It is Homie Spumoni – The Mike Tirico Story.

PS – If you don’t call Mike Tirico “Homie Spumoni” from now on, you have a big dump in your pants.

~ Shout out to Zach for the pic