First #KFCvsHonduras and that half Hondo Michelle Fields kicked off Honduras week. Then they get their own question on Jeopardy. And now Aldolpho the Hondo gets to play catch with Lebron at the Heat game after going to the fucking Super Bowl. He spoke English and looked well fed too. Could handle a basketball to boot. I thought the only thing Honduras people did was play soccer and starve.

So the question is, was this the greatest week in the history of Honduras? They got so much free publicity its insane. I feel like I should send an invoice to the country of Honduras and collect for all this Hondo advertising I’m doing. They can pay me in bananas or some shit.