From the windowwwwww! To the WAAALLL! Look at Hillary gettin low! You see that little wiggle? That little step-and clap but the seriously genuinely excited smile on her face? Thats the dance and the face of a sexually frustrated broad who hasn’t had fun or sex in eternity. Just craving the cock. I mean when was the last time Hillary Clinton got laid? The Carter administration? In the past 30 years Lolo Jones has seen more dick than Hil-Dog.

And you know what? I think I’d be more than proud to be the one to bust her slump. Knock the cobwebs off that cooch. Make her call me Slick Willie in bed. Imagine being Eskimo Brothers with Bill Clinton? That basically makes you famous.