How Bad Does Hillary Clinton Need Some Dick?
From the windowwwwww! To the WAAALLL! Look at Hillary gettin low! You see that little wiggle? That little step-and clap but the seriously genuinely excited smile on her face? Thats the dance and the face of a sexually frustrated broad who hasn’t had fun or sex in eternity. Just craving the cock. I mean when was the last time Hillary Clinton got laid? The Carter administration? In the past 30 years Lolo Jones has seen more dick than Hil-Dog.
And you know what? I think I’d be more than proud to be the one to bust her slump. Knock the cobwebs off that cooch. Make her call me Slick Willie in bed. Imagine being Eskimo Brothers with Bill Clinton? That basically makes you famous.
Be sure to bring the lube. That kitchen has been closed for at least a decade.
you know when Gny. Sgt. Hartman says “Your days of finger-banging ol’ Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!”
Hilary is Mary-Jane Rottencrotch, minus the pretty pink panties and with an overwhelming vagisil odor
That would be really hot. Dirty talking about global warming right into a hot session of missionary position.
Dead fish in the sack guaranteed
she doesn’t need any dick…she has one of her own already.
^^ LOL ^^
Thanks pawts, needed the laugh.
Hil’s got no rhythm. No worries though. She can just lay there while I hate fuck her. Even better if Chelsea is standing in the corner watching.
Nice shiny jacket, Boy George
wonder if she participated in a spear chucking contest while she was there?
Dude, are you fucking stupid? She plays for the other team, and I don’t mean the Red Sox