Friend of mine lives down south somewhere in Louisiana. Went to Walmart and saw this guy parked next to her car.
How cocky of a move is it to decorate your rear view window by lining it with Magnum condom boxes? Thats gotta register as a 10 on the cocky scale. Rather curious though. Judging by the baby sized Air Jordan’s, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this is a black dude with many kids. Only black people spend 50 bucks on basketball sneakers for infants that are gonna grow out of them in about a week. Now on the one hand it makes sense that a black dude would need Magnums. But on the other hand, theres a slim chance he’s ever using condoms to begin with. So I’m thinking its just gotta be for show. Like a warning of some sorts. Almost like in Medieval times when people used to put heads on a stake to warn travelers that they don’t fuck around. You see the Magnum-mobile rolling around the streets of Louisiana and you know someone out there is about to get deep-dicked.