How Do You Blog On A Day Like This?
There’s absolutely no way to blog on a day like this. Especially here on Barstool. Our whole gig is pushing the envelope and playing Devil’s Advocate and taking crazy stories and spinning them into something fun or wacky or shocking for a laugh. Well there’s just no way to do that when the only thing people have on their mind is innocent children dying. Nobody wants to guess asses or argue about sports or any of that meaningless stuff when you see something like this that reminds you of whats really important. We’ll see you next week when the world is ready to laugh again.
Good luck to the kids and families of Newtown, CT getting through this tragedy.


Newtown. Newton is in ma. Horrible tragedy though. This shooter needs to burn in hell for eternity. Fucking cowardly asshole
See what you did stoolies? This is what happens when you tell Neil to kill himself everyday of his life..
You don’t, you turn shit off, go get your kids and spend the entire weekend doing fun shit with them. At least that is what I’m going to do with my son.
Katrina, Sandy, Joplin Tornado, etc… = tragedy
Ryan Lanza = snot nosed piece of “spoiled brat/batshit crazy” shitheaded american kid who was having a bad hair day and pissed about his phone plan… = burning in hell as we speak…
Pour some on the block for those kids and call your parents tell them you love them
Ryan Lanza is a fucking cunt, rot in hell
What was that Jeopardy kid’s name??
Very sad. Well handled, Barstool….
And Ryan Lanza is basically who you compare us commenters too, KFC. We arent batshit crazy, you cock sucking mother fucker. We are good dudes that work our ass off for a living to see the world around us do this kind of crazy shit everyday. We care, we donate our hard earned money an we make this site tick and you compare us to pieces of shit like this on the daily. On a normal day I hate you, but on a day like to today I just see you for the piece of shit you really are, KFC.
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God Bless all you asshole stoolie commenters and your children. I sincerely hope none of you were affected by this tradgedy. Us commenters arent the “crazy” ones out there.
it’s ADAM Lanza. Ryan is getting fucking ripped to shreds i feel bad for him.
Oh ya, and you tweeting out sandusky jokes right after news broke of this, real classy you fat little fucking terd. You’re a fake and you know it. This whole blog with the bart simpson picture is nothing short of you being a fake little piece of shit. I cant believe you thought tweeting shit like that was A) cool B) funny C) appropriate. Id take the place of any one of those children that died today and you just take to twitter like ur not a flaming faggot. And anyone who gives me shit for calling KFC’s fraudulent faggot ass out, fuck you too. And ya, im mad bro.
what a tragedy
Im sorry Buddy. I feel like DaveMac.
“We’ll see you next week when the world is ready to laugh again.” That pretty much sums up how phony all this mass outrage and grief is whenever some epic tragedy occurs. Oh, there was a massacre?? THAT BASTARD!!! Anyway, can’t laugh now, gotta get self righteous and shit… Bummer. But we’ll be back after 48 hours!! Woo hoo!! That said, this tragedy was Obama and Holder’s wet dream come true. What a great moment seeing an hearing all those clickety flashes go off as he wiped away a year of secret joy. No mo’ bang bang for you America! You been naughty! We’re just gonna run those across the border to our cartel buddies and see how things go!
Also, it’s time some drastic changes were incorporated in our culture, politics and governance. Scrap the 2nd entirely. America doesn’t need god. God is for suckers! And screw the sacrament of marriage. Marriage is only for daggers anyway. And the most important of all….. Every woman should be granted the right to have a minimum if 12 abortions in her life because its her body etc etc and the only thing that stands between sanity and madness. This tragedy is a great teachable lesson on the benefits of mandatory abortions. If only the mother had aborted the killer shed be alive today! If only those other moms had abhorred the recently departed they wouldn’t have been around to get shot in the first place.
Typos – faggots, of, aborted. Sorry bout that.
^Huge Jeopardy! fan. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to deadbolt my front door to protect myself from guys like this.
Goddy77, you just proved KFC’s point. your comments look like ravings of a fucking lunatic. Calm the fuck down hes a blogger not the president of the united states.
I was mad so eat shit bro. And my comments are the comments of a pissed off commenter. Plus i apologized lol. So its like i said, eat shit.