Curveball! iPad dude is gay as fuck! And that straight girl just got shut the fuck down. Nothin better than when a chick assumes she’s hot enough that you’re trying to bang her and you just own her right in her fuckin face. Hey toots you think you’re hot shit? Think you’re upsetting me by dropping the husband bomb on me? Guess again babe! I probably suck better dick than you do! I think your vagina is gross! Wouldn’t go near that thing with a ten foot pole. So shut the fuck and read your Kindle you presumptuous idiot.

PS – New AT&T Kids Commercial dropped. This time we’re talking about werewolves