NYDN – This tiny tot is saddling up to become the youngest — and quite possibly the most adorable — rodeo star in the world. At just two-and-a-half years old, Royce Gill is already a regular on the rodeo scene in Australia, according to The Courier-Mail. The miniature cowboy, of Upper Horton in western New South Whales, competed in last week’s Beaudesert Rodeo. While he didn’t place in the under-18 division, Royce still has countless competitions ahead of him, his dad Ryan told the newspaper. “We just keep going and going,” Ryan said. Royce rides a six-year-old miniature pony named Maybelline, but his dad says he will eventually progress to larger calves and ponies. The toddler’s affection for the rodeo is no surprise, as he’s a seventh-generation cowboy.
Its a good thing Royce Gill and his mini horse Maybelline live in Australia. Because if there was any chance at all he could show up at Saloon for the Barsool Hoedown I’d probably just have to go ahead and cancel the whole party. This little fucker would steal the whole goddam show. There wouldn’t be enough cowgirls to go around. They’d all just be lining up to meet Royce and fuck his 2 and a half year old brains out. I’d probably be riding the bull all by myself like “Hey everyone! Over here! International Blogging Sensation on the bull! Who wants a picture!?” Meanwhile every girl in the joint would be lining up to ride Royce like he’s a goddam rodeo bull. Me and the rest of the Stoolies just end up getting shitfaced while Royce participates in a 15 on 1 cowgirl gangbang.
Luckily for myself and the rest of the Stoolies, Royce will not be in attendance. Which means all the chicks in the joint will probably looking for someone to ride reverse cowgirl. Its gonna be the Wild Wild West at this Hoedown. Anything goes. Sexiest bull ride gets $250. Clothing optional. Sexiest cowgirl costume wins cash prizes. Also clothing optional. To be honest I think the best cowgirl costume would just be a pair of spurs. Thats it.
So come get down with the hoes at the Barstool Hoedown. June 22nd. Saloon on 84th and York. $40 open bar.
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