hoverbed

WonderHowTo – If you’ve got $1.6 million in spare change, imagine this: you could be sleeping on a bonafide hovercraft. Designed by Dutchman Janjaap Ruijssenaars, the Floating Bed is the world’s most expensive bed, employing “never weakening permanent magnetism” to hover above the ground.

In this worlds, there are needs, and there are wants.

A $1.6 million dollar floating hover bed is a need. I need this bed. Without it, I don’t know what I’ll do. Because in case you didn’t notice, I’m kind of a big deal. An International Blogging Sensation, if you will. And International Blogging Sensations can’t be resting their head at night in a red race car bed anymore. I flat out need a hover bed. This bed uses never weakening permenant magnetism. This bed is the reverse of reality.  It is reality turned upside down. It needs cables to prevent it from falling upward. So I’m accepting floating hover bed donations starting now. Lets get me 1.6 million dollars.

PS – This is the same thing as a hammock, except nobody wasted 7 years of their life coming up with the hammock