How Pathetic Is This 10 Year Old Canadian Kid’s Letter To The Mens 4x400M Relay Team About Being Disqualified
Hey Elijah lemme ask you a question – are you the most pathetic Canadian in the history of Canada? First thing’s first bro – you’re 10, not 4. I’m not asking you to breaking out a calligraphy pen and wow me with your penmanship, but gimme a fucking break with this piece of shit handwriting display. Looks like Charlie Kelly wrote this fucking letter.
Secondly, I’m going to start off by pointing out how pathetic you are for writing a letter to the mens relay team because they were disqualified after only coming in third. We’re not talking about a Gold Medal here. We’re not even talking about runner up second place. We’re talking about 3rd place. A position that nobody even really knows why we give out medals. In addition, what do you mean “you knew it was wrong?” “You know the rules were not right?” Fuck are you talking about kid? Rules are rules. I’m not sure how it works in Canada. Maybe too much hockey going on up there for you guys to understand the concept of out of bounds. But just about every other sport has some line that can’t be crossed or you’re fucking out. So I don’t know how that made you realize “at last” how good they were. They were 3rd place at best and didn’t follow the rules. Here in America we call that sucking.
Last but not least I wanna address your ode to Canada and the fucking War of 1812. The war of 1812 was fought between America and Great Britain. Canada wasn’t even a fucking official country at that point. Yes, the British people living in what eventually became America’s Hat resisted far more than we thought they would and the whole war ended up being a draw. If you want to call that some big success for Canada, go for it you underachieving son of a bitch. I guess it makes sense coming from the same kid who praised a 3rd place disqualified relay team.
PS – “Adapt and survive” means “we keep getting shit on by everyone but we’ll always have denim outfits, the NHL, and a bunch of people who randomly speak French.”
PPS – “We pet severe” doesn’t mean anything. At all. Although I wouldnt be mad if that became Canada’s official motto. WE PET SEVERE.
i’ll be that guy… suppose to be persevere… but you already knew that… right… bueller…
Canada is literally the most mediocre country in existence.
And by Canadian do you mean black?
That Timbits medal is priceless… reminds me of the ‘good job good effort kid’
There is no Canada like French Canada, it’s ze best Canada in ze land and the other Canada is hardly Canada, if you’ve lived there for a day you’d understand.
Kid has asperger syndrome you moron .
In the canuck’s defense, I think “pet-severe” is persevere
Almost as pathetic as living in poverty and being a blogger right..?..No actually the poverty/blogger thing is way more pathetic…maybe we can get neil to write a blog about that…seems right up his alley…
Fuckin’ beaver-beaters. I’ll tell ya what. That little snowback needs to get the fuck out with this bullshit. ‘Murica!
Missed an easy one KFC.
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“They were 3rd place at best and didn’t follow the rules. Here in America we call that sucking.”
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Should’ve been “…here in America we call that the Boston Red Sox”
It never ceases to amaze me at how stupid the commenters are on this site.
whats assburgers syndrome?
wait the whole Canada is gay fad is still going on?
making fun of a mentally handicapped 10 year old…nice
You know what doesn’t suck about Canada? The government… the economy… the good nature of people that live there…
Canada is dangerous. Nothing but gun violence and lawsuits up there.
how fucking dumb do you have to be to think kfc doesn’t know the kid meant persevere and thats the fucking joke?
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how do you read this site, comment on this site and still not get the humor. wtf.
Why do any of you come onto this site if you’re gonna hate on KFC the whole time? Find another blog. Dumb.
dudebro…..being peaceful, having a better economy, and being less ignorant than the US makes us mediocre? You have your precious medals….I’ll take peaceful drunks with beautiful women while blazing a tree over gunfights in waffle houses any day. I like americans, you guys got balls, and great athletes and are basically the same as Canadians, except you live in a country with no resources and a garbage government. You should all come up here and see how mediocre it is…… you’ll never leave after you’ve had some grown man beer(your childish alcohol percentage has to be irritating), tand not having to worry about people shooting you, or raping you, etc. Basically all you have to do up here is get a job, then get drunk and laid……sounds alright doesn’t it? BTW, making fun of a little kid seems a bit much. I love Barstool, but don’t we have to draw a line somewhere?
I hate to say it but the Canucks are right. Â I’d trade in every single gold medal we’ve ever won for a budget surplus and a functional governing body. Â Instead we are dead broke, stuck in an endless war, and have a government that would rather see the other party fail than actually accomplish something that would benefit the American people. Â Glory days these are not.
fuck you, you stupid cunt faced shit licking mother fucker… do you think anyone is impressed that you skimmed a wikipedia article about the war of 1812 and ripped apart a 10 year old canadian, you fat fucking loser? you work at a shit stain of a blog where douche bags and homophobic “bros” with IQ’s under 80 try to remember the “glory days” when they werent considered the scumbags of our society…. do america and the world a fucking favor and jump off of the GW bridge
p.s- “KFC” is the worst fucking pseudonym i have ever seen
p.p.s- FUCK YOU
Canadians = Dogs
Amuricans = Cats
I absolutely skimmed wikipedia for that 1812 shit. 200% true
dont talk to my son like that you stupid cunt face
“I’m not asking you to breaking out a calligraphy pen and wow me with your penmanship…”  KFC, are you really cracking on that kid for HIS writing?  Priceless!  Also, it was the 4x100M.  Good job…good effort.
“God, Mom! I told you not to bother me while I’m “blogging.” I wanna go to the mall later, so leave some money on the counter, OK?”
should have went to a cuny instead of fordham, “kfc”, you could have saved yourself $150,000 and would have had enough money to have those 8 chins removed
This kid writes better than Neil. He could be the next Chicago blogger.
Haha KFC nailed it. Â The second PS sums it up well
A+
the P.P.S is some funny shit
shmoff, we did draw a line…it goes right from the top of Washington State to the tip of Maine, and it’s what keeps shrews like you out of our country. Â If we didn’t want that line to be there, we would have just marched up there and taken it from you a long time ago.
Timbits are fucking delicious. No way I would give up that medal.