How The Fuck Is Henrik Not On Cosmo’s Hottest Hockey Players List?
I’ve honestly never heard of an award snub in my life that is as blatantly insulting to the basic principals of judgement than the fact that Henrik Lundqvist isn’t on Cosmo’s recent (and fully retarded) survey of hockey’s hottest players. I mean, fine, you put Brian Boyle up on there sure, and ok, I can accept including Tyler Seguin on sheer pussy slaying statistics alone, but then to not select Hank as numbers 1-28 on this list is just plain wrong. And these chicks have the balls to say this thing was compiled through surveys? Of actual women? I mean was Henrik even in the choices lineup? Crosby is on there. Jagr’s old ass on there. Fucking HARTNELL made this list at #5. This fucking guy:
Made the list of Sexiest Hockey Players? He looks like fucking Hamish from Braveheart:
Well now you lit a fire under our Rangers, Cosmo. Now Hank’s got something to prove. Now the team is rallying around his struggle. Now all of Torts’ pregame speeches are going to be about going out there and proving those blind cunts wrong with a hard forecheck and a willingness to sacrifice the body. Maybe this is exactly the kind of fuel we needed to fire up the passions of our players. Because let’s face it, Cosmo, nothing and no one is hotter than Henrik Lundqvist. Accept maybe Henrik Lundqvist raising the Stanley Cup. @Osgood_StoolNYC
WTF is an Osgood?
Did you guys hire a gay blogger or is osgood a chick?
who is osgood
He’s on there you moron.
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrity/exclusive/hot-hockey-players-2012#slide-9
This is mid blowing actually. No Homo….
Osgood eats his corn the long way
What’s a Rangers?
i bought an osgood at staples… it sucks
ghey
gaystoolie?
Osgood have you met Neil yet?
I figured a complaining blog about hot guys not getting credit for being hot would have been done by Portnoy…..
Maybe Osgood is Dave’s new gay alias blogger name. Adam Lambert would have been too obvious I guess.
im getting a little fiets vibe in that pic of hartnell
Cosmo’s rebuttal on his exclusion from their 2012 list:
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrity/news/henrik-lundqvist-cosmo-hot-hockey-player
He’s 9th on the list you Douche!!!!!
you know hes a fuckin goalie, right? case closed. clearly you never played hockey.
Tim Thomas on there? He’s got that hot, cabin-in-Montana thing going.
1.to those of you that don’t know who osgood is go take a fucking lap because clearly you’re new here and/or retarded
2. what does being a goalie have anything to do with it? why because you can’t see his face during the game? you’re an idiot
F
Scott Hartnell is Yukon Cornelius from Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. look him up if you don’t know who I’m talking about
hey anders, clearly you’re new to the whole hockey thing and/or retarded. its not because you cant see his face, its because goalies arent hockey players. theyre goalies. ask anyone who ever played the game. theyre weird. theyre different. they dont go on lists with other hockey players. you clearly either a. never played, or b. you were a goalie. this is day one shit.
Well thank you andersmb. Things are much more clear now that you’ve stated all of the rules in numerical order for us……..
Now go rub one out in front of your Mike Pereira poster.
No one likes you Osgood
I’m aware.
He’s like a bearded Feitleberg
Osgood make yourself useful and write a Rangers preview rather than this fucking trash.
I understands prez got Mo to add diversity to the stool but now adding gay bloggers?
Finally this loser starts commenting on the only sport he’s paid for on this site. BUT! it’s about gay shit like Henrik isn’t on Cosmo’s Hottest Hockey Players list! Why don’t you write up some blog about USA beating Canada at world Juniors the second biggest story of this young sweet pubescent year. Put your “NHL Knowledge” to use for once.
Pretty sure this story couldn’t get any gayer even if you sprinkled semen on it