I Almost Feel Bad For the Red Sox
I really do. You remember when you were in 6th grade and you got called up to play with the 7th graders? You were hyperventilating the entire drive over to the field thinking this was your chance to stand out and prove that you belonged with the big boys. Yeah, kinda woulda sucked if the team you were facing hung 4 home runs on you before you could pop your first handful of seeds. It must have felt like that yesterday for about 70% of the Red Sox lineup, which sounded more like the line for license renewal at the DMV than a major league batting order. Finally get the shot to play on the biggest stage and bam! You’re down 9-0 in the 2nd inning and teammates are pouring beer into styrofoam cups in the dugout. Now if this were Ortiz and Manny biting the curb and getting their face stomped in, I would love it. But what has Jose Iglesias ever done to me? Mauro Gomez seems like a really nice guy and I’m sure Che-Hsuan Lin would gladly spot me if I forgot my wallet. These are just children- children that need to be murdered because they stand in the way of the division, but children nonetheless. I just hope the genocide over the next 2 days is carried out in a humane manner. Maybe only 3 moon shots grazing the upper deck tonight.
Like clubbing drunk baby seals that hate their dad.
Yankee fans are pussies. I bet you were once a Mets fan, and jumped ship.
Who gives a fuck about baseball?
no doubt bosshogg was belting out sweet caroline at the top of his lungs in 07
I hate Bobby Valentine so much that there really isn’t an ounce of feeling anywhere in my body that makes me feel bad for the Sox
Why would you feel bad for the red Sox? They stopped giving a fuck last September.
this blog was god awful
haha the Red Sox. I remember them. Used to play at ol’ Fenway Park before the slow pitch women’s league took over.
As a bitter Mets fan, let me just say it is so like the fucking Yankees to get to play the Red Sox B squad. Back in the Great Collapse the Marlins took every joy in ruining my dreams, but the Red Sox can’t be bothered to actually play the last 2 games in “The Greatest Rivalry in Sports”? FUCK that.
D- Manzo.
@preppurp, “it is so like the fucking yankees to get to play the red sox B squad.” What the fuck? I don’t even know what that means, did Girardi make the schedule? Did he know the sox would blow? You’re a piece of shit Mets fan, probably from fucking Queens or Jersey or some bullshit.
Ummm, Buster Olney tweeted last night that the Yankees had 4 guys in their lineup and each of their annual salary was more than the entire Sox lineup. So what’s worse, not making the playoffs or getting knocked out in the first round (like the Yankees usually do since steroid testing) with a payroll of $230M? The Yankees are the new Braves…with PED use and outspending everybody by a gazillion dollars obviously.
Btw, my World Champion Cards are one game away from making the playoffs again with less than half the Yankee payroll (and without admitted cheats HGH Andy and ARod). Oh, and they’ve actually won TWICE as many WS than NY this century. Just sayin, kiddos.
If I ever have the pleasure of meeting Tampa Jack I am punching him square in the Jaw and spitting on his retarded children. BTW they yankees are cutting their payroll by 10% by 2014….
Tampa…nobody cares about payroll except you
Tampa jack, yanks won in 2000 and 2009. Meaning that whole twice as many thing is false. Never go full retard.
Tampa jack, yanks won in 2000 and 2009. Meaning that whole twice as many thing is false. Never go full retard.
Tampa jack, yanks won in 2000 and 2009. Meaning that whole twice as many thing is false. Never go full retard.
Tampa jack, yanks won in 2000 and 2009. Meaning that whole twice as many thing is false. Never go full retard.
Tampa jack, yanks won in 2000 and 2009. Meaning that whole twice as many thing is false. Never go full retard.
Tampa jack, yanks won in 2000 and 2009. Meaning that whole twice as many thing is false. Never go full retard.
Tampa jack, yanks won in 2000 and 2009. Meaning that whole twice as many thing is false. Never go full retard.
Tampa jack, yanks won in 2000 and 2009. Meaning that whole twice as many thing is false. Never go full retard.
Tampa jack, yanks won in 2000 and 2009. Meaning that whole twice as many thing is false. Never go full retard.
hey kato, when did the yanks win?
fuck valentine
FUCK YOU TAMPA JACK. How are the cardinals doing????? Yankees earned a playoff spot fair and square. Spent the money they earned. Go cry elsewhere.
Hey kato, way to hit that post button fifty times. Never go full retard
Hey Kato, I know two things you don’t. One, 2000 isn’t considered this century. And two, I understand how the “Post Comment” button works. Lol. Wake up Son.
” You remember when you were in 6th grade and you got called up to play with the 7th graders? You were hyperventilating the entire drive over to the field thinking this was your chance to stand out and prove that you belonged with the big boys…”
That entire post just described everything you write on this site, you talentless, pizza shlepping cunt.
Can’t wait for the Yanks to get swept in the foist round.
Tuesday night … not so much, huh?