Gonna be a little bit of a long email. I apologize in advance but I’m pretty emotional about this.

So I was creeping on Sophie Turner’s twitter pics the other day because my only other option was studying for my last final.  Came across this one and had to do some investigating…

Obviously, my attention was immediately directed to this:

I was floored. I’ve wanted so bad to jerk it to her immaculate bare titties for a longer time than I’d like to admit at this point and thought now I’d have the chance.  All I needed to do was get my CSI skills on and zoom in then enhance the quality of the pic and I’d have a shot of her tits all to myself.

I figured this was the perfect size.  Got a real good close up and kept the part of the tub in there because I thought it added a nice little touch. All that was left was the enhancing part.  I literally spent an entire day researching how to fucking make a blurry photo clear and made little to no progress. Downloaded multiple programs and googled it trying to find an answer on a message board or some shit with no luck.  Turns out it’s impossible and my heart sunk.  After hours of effort, the best I was able to do was this:

Tragic. It adds some of the shadow and I can faintly make out the location of her nipples but so far short of where I imagined.  I still was able to rub one out but it was so disappointing because of what I expected it to be when I first saw the picture.

How bad is this? I’ve wasted so much time and seem to have hit a wall. There’s the added disappointment of feeling like an absolute freak pervert having gone through all this but I know that it was worth it considering the gravity of the situation.  There IS a picture of Sophie Turner’s tits on the internet.  I may not have the resources to bring it to its full potential–and my internet research leads me to conclude that no one may–but deep down I believe someone can clean the pic up and make it happen

Joe

Welp, that was the ramblings of one of the most dedicated perverts on the entire internet. This guy is sitting on Microsoft Paint analyzing grainy titty reflections like its the goddam Zapruder film. We live in a world where tits are virtually at your finger tips. Millions of boobs for your viewing pleasure. Streaming porn on zillions of sites. And Joe is beating off to some pixelated reflection of Sophie Turner’s tits. I mean don’t get me wrong, when I was a kid I had no problem getting my rocks off to scrambled porn. I loved watching so squiggly, wobbly, black and white Picasso porn. A tit up on the top corner. An ass in the bottom. Dick popping out of the bottom of the screen pentrating a vagina on the other side of the TV. It was like a challenge for me and my dick to put together the scrambled pieces of the orgy I was watching. After I finished up my brain hurt from that shit. But thats because that was all we had to work with. Scrambled porn and Victoria’s Secret catalogs.

But times have changed, Joe. I know Sophie Turner is the smokebomb you specifically wanna see but you got YouJizz and xvideos and all sorts of websites with the word “tube” in it that lets you see whatever you desire. But I do applaud the effort and the dedication. Unfortunately this will probably result in a restraining order from Sophie Turner and or require your to register as a sex offender, but I commend your crusade for her tits.