I Don’t Think I’ve Ever Rooted For Anyone To Get Hit By A Subway Train Until Now
Most of the people hit by the trains this year were stupid, but they didn’t deserve it. Like the Asian guy who died was pushed off the platform and basically murdered. And that guy who was taking a shit in between the cars who died really needed to take a dump. Can’t blame him or say he deserved to get run over.
But these pigs. These pigs deserve to be rundown by an express train. That may be harsh to say, but I can’t help it. Thats how I feel deep in my heart and in my gut. You fuck with the subway tracks you deserve to die. The only thing more terrifying than the subway tracks and the third rail is the itchy pink insulation in the attic. Its been permanently ingrained in my brain to avoid both of those things at all costs. If you fuck with insulation in the attic you deserve to get a red itchy rash and if you fuck around on the subway tracks you deserve to get hit by a train.


Someone shoulda pissed on them
Guaranteed a man had to pull the chubbies back onto the platform. I don’t think Susan’s 2 inch vert is gonna cut it.
Individually their faces have stopped clocks, so they figured collectively they were ready for a bigger challenge
I’ll bet 75% of those sign flashing whales got stuffed by black guys that night.
why do they deserve to die exactly?
nice pocket pussy > any of those creatures. But seriously, I’m pretty curious about how those pocket pussy things actually work. Do they feel pretty good? I don’t have the balls to purchase one.
Future Darwin award winners of America Society.
i can never tell which thing is actually the third rail and it scares the shit out of me
I’ll take a picture down there at 3am. Who fucking cares. And why is girl #3 wearing snowboard pants?
The video of them trying to get back up would have won the internet.
People really need to stop throwing their trash onto the tracks. Gross
Is the pig with red pants and retarded face flashing the “shocker” sign?
Is that Anna Siembor in the glasses?
Not the first time they’ve had a train run on them.
Reddit already posted this
if you think black dudes don’t slay sexy white girls you’re in denial. I mean, if it were any different why would so many white guys be angry? Who cares if it’s just whales right?
@minister, shut the fuck up. Nobody gives a flying fuck what you have to say. Eat a dick dumbass.
God I pray they are filthy Jew cunts if I look real close maybe I’m just dreaming but I think I see a train coming
Even if you add all four pigs up, you still come out around an 8.5. World wouldn’t miss em, though I’d feel badly for the train.
does anyone notice the ominous light in the background
Third Rail…Third Rail…Third Rail…Third Rail…