I didn’t think it could get worse than being a Jets fan. I really didn’t. And then the Cardinals happened last week. And today the Jags happened. Two weeks in a row I saw football teams worse than the New York Jets. A feat I thought was impossible. Seeing two teams in a row worse than the Jets is like seeing two shooting stars in a row. Like hitting the lottery twice. Being worse than the Jets is like being dumber than a retard. Inconceivable! (use the Princess Bride voice)

Just a nice reminder that things could be worse. Be happy you have a roof over your head, food on your table, and you root for a football team that’s not as bad as the Jacksonville Jaguars.