I Finally Found What I’m Going To Spend My Fundrasier Money On
Alright. The $250,000 retirement goal is a bit lofty. But I’m just $49,061 short of this bad boy:
MWELab – Hand built to your requirements, the Emperor 200 is the ultimate computer workstation with several exclusive features such as touch screen control center, air filtering system, light therapy, electric powered leather seat, up to 3 x 27″ LED screens and a breathtaking sound! Be bold and unique! MSRP: $49,150 US
Can you imagine me blogging hot fire from this thing ever day? Like a goddam blogging spaceship. I need this right here. Cropping asses and creepin on facebook like I’m in some sort of space pod from NASA.
But in the event I don’t raise 50 grand for this thing I might just take my 89 bucks and get a massage with a happy ending.
If you had this you would once and for be declared the king of the internet. That right there is the throne for the internet king.
What kind of mental case actually gave you money?
This was the chair JP had in Grandmas boy, soooo 2006
can you imagine watching kate uptons titties bounce in a personal imax w surround sound while getting a massage. one eye could go back and forth from two screens while the lazy eye manned the third. it’s perfect.
spot on cweb
lazy eye king swag
Behold your future
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_27xZRVcQIsU/TCqAjNG5MfI/AAAAAAAAG4U/qJyh_Ge51Dc/s400/walle-e+humans+in+the+spaceship.jpg
Being a Stoolie vet, i do believe Prez blogged about this chair in the past. A little late to the game there KFC, but still the King of Barstool
I think you only got the money from indiegogo if you raised the goal in the time… I’m pretty sure your gonna be short an awesome chair, and a happy ending by the end of the fund raiser.
Every day we get a little bit closer to the Singularity.
I hope that thing comes with a jizz hose
Can you poop in it?
The tormented school bus monitor could buy a bakers dozen of these!
no shouts to whatever stoolie posted this link in the first place?
Way too Noonie and Noonie for my taste…..
west garden spa day indeed
Golden comment section. 89 people probably gave you a dollar
buy a bullet and rent a gun!
By “King of the Internet” I think everyone means you’ll die like a Korean playing Star Craft except, instead of RTS games, it’ll be a combination of porn and online Domino’s ordering that’ll do you in.
get this dude a job at barstool
http://marctlewis.com/category/nonfiction/
Phil nailed it! it needs a fleshlight!