I was at the Jets game today. A buddy hooked me up with Lexus Club tickets. Face value $395 dollars, right on the 50 yard line. Best seats, suite, tickets I’ve ever had. And it was still the most miserable football experience of my life. That’s how fucking gruesome that game was. Everyone is worried about Hurricane Sandy when Hurricane Sanchez already took a giant shit all over New York.

And yet, despite it all, I’m still not the most miserable dude on earth. This poor son of a bitch with the Mark Sanchez/David Wright combo jersey takes the cake. I feel like him and Jersey Sports Fan should share a bottle of whiskey and a suicide pact together.

Fuck my life. Cuncel da saeson for the 3rd time. I hope I drown in Sandy tomorrow