I Guarantee Tom Brady Isn’t Talking Shit Like This Next Week
NY POST – For more than a decade, for three different head coaches, Patriots quarterback Tom Brady has been a not-so-magnificent obsession for the Giants’ little brothers who wear green. But for the franchise that refuses to wait 43 years between championships, the pretty boy with the pretty model wife has become a Super Obsession. Because for the second time in four years, Brady is standing between the Giants and the Lombardi Trophy. The Giants respect him as a quarterback, because after all, he has proven that he is in Eli Manning’s class. But they do not fear him, because, of course, Antrel Rolle won’t let them. And four years later, they have not forgotten the day their Super Obsession exploded in a rage. It happened inside their sprawling hotel headquarters two days prior to Super Bowl XLII when a group of defenders that included Osi Umenyiora and Justin Tuck finally got around to watching a clip of Brady from Media Day openly scoffing at Plaxico Burress’ prediction: Giants 23, Patriots 17. “I remember the arrogance of the whole way he scoffed … I remember that making us particularly angry,” Umenyiora told The Post yesterday. “We just knew then that we were gonna take his head off. We just knew that right then. I mean, come on, man. There’s levels of arrogance, you understand what I mean? In the interview, like psssshhh, ‘We’re only gonna score 17 points?’ ” Tuck told The Post, “Brady, in almost a disrespectful chuckle, said, ‘Hah, we’re only gonna score 17 points on ’em.’ I’m in a room with Michael Strahan, A.P. [Antonio Pierce], Osi, Corey Webster, I think it was R.W McQuarters, Sam Madison and some more guys, but it’s mostly defense. And we kinda see this pretty boy chuckle — like ‘We’re only gonna score 17 points!’ — and it just seems like the whole room turned red. Like everybody was quiet. Literally fist-clenching, teeth …If we could have went and played right then, we would have went and played that second.”|
Love this shit. I’ve said it before but that Tom Brady clip is my favorite YouTube video of all time. Because its so rare that you can pinpoint when an athlete goes from celebrated underachiever to a smug douchebag, but for Brady, this is it right here. Everyone in the NFL always tries painting Brady as this picture perfect success story. From a 6th round draft pick to Super Bowl champ. The epitome of class and the face of the model franchise in the league. Still talking about him like he’s the skinny, happy-go-lucky backup QB from a decade ago. And not taking anything away from him – dude has had an unreal career and he is an amazing story. But nobody ever mentions the way this smug motherfucker acts now. How he looked right at the camera 4 years ago and openly insulted the team that would beat his ass and ruin his perfect season just a few days later. How he knocked up some B-list actress and then left her for a supermodel. How his team got caught video taping their opponents on their way to God knows how many wins. How he went from one of the greatest underdog stories in sports to looking and dressing like one of the whiniest, pussiest, prima donna athletes of our time.
Again, not taking anything away from Tom Brady. He’s a no doubter Hall of Famer and one of the greatest QBs to ever play the game. And you can’t blame the guy by any means for enjoying the finer things in life. But at this point in his career he’s a fucking bitch and I can’t wait for Eli to cement his legacy against him next Sunday.
Dopey is gonna get bitch slapped….That overachieving Giants team doesn’t belong in this game…But they are and just like that Ravens D which is one of the best..the Pats and Brady will shut this Def up too
#FAct
you are an idiot. and the chances of a repeat of NY victory is less than 0%. eli manning is a bumbeling moron and you will know this soon enough
^^ polish is on point
You’re higher than Demi Moore on inhalants if you think Tom Brady is going to lose this game. He ties Montana next Sunday. Eli shrinks back down to Eli’s level.
NY Post says “Brady has proven he’s in Eli’s class”. Is that a joke? Hey Scott, just wondering, how is their winning percentage looking since spy gate? Before you get all high and mighty, keep in mind that everyone did that and the Pats were made an example of. Please make sure you recount how many times you’ve said ALL IN the day after the PATS take 4th championship.
with the way new yorkers are treating this game, it means if the Giants lose then the title in 07 means nothing and is proven to be dumb luck.
your such a faggot. the guy acts arrogant one time in 10+ years, while pretty much dominating the nfl every year and you go off on him for it like he always acts like that. why wouldnt it catch im off guard, they only set like 6 fuckin records that year.
Pats totally win this game. 34-24 or something like that. Giants are good, no doubt but there’s no way B&B will let this chance slip away.
Scott, just be quiet.
Scott do you have free reign to upload Giants blogs without sign-off from anyone else? If you do require approval, I’m even more embarrassed for whomever it is allowing this drivel to be uploaded.
gonna be a breeze. we’re gonna roll over the pats and their 31st ranked D.
The Pats have been quiet this year cause they are focused on the game so Scott has to bring up something from 4 years ago. You are the epitome of pathetic Scott.
some of the dumbest bawston string of posts ive seen in a while. the pats are the team that dont deserve to be in the superbowl. they have ONE, ill repeat ONE win against a winning opponent all season and that was the fucking lucky as shit win last week against the ravens. the giants have beaten a team that was 10-6, 15-1, 14-3 just in the post season (not to mention the 13-3 pats). giants are the hotter team that was injured most of the season and have worked through many issues on both sides of the ball. they should be favored but the pats are a good team with great coaching and a hall of famer qb so they can always win. if the giants win it will embarrass brady and the ne legacy, if ne wins it will redeem them but eli will still be the guy that took a 9-7 team to the superbowl and won with a 10-6 team.
Instead of mocking Brady you should be getting hairplug tips from him. Guy as young as you with an 8head like that, not a good look. And at least Brady is 6’4″, people are gonna be eating peanuts off the top of your head in another 2 years.
^^agreed.
But no way does TB12 let another superbowl go without confetti landing on his head
Yesterday when I blew out the candles on my Birthday cake, I wished that Scott would die a drawn out and painful AIDS-related death. I guess there’s always next year though right?
Haha wildmanpete with a good stick on Scooter
enough with the “all in”. You sound ridiculous.
I guarantee Scott commits suicide after the Pats win Super Bowl #4
Scott I thought you Cuncelled da season? All-In my ass.
look, i’m a pats fan, and i can see this game going either way. i actually wish i wasn’t emotionally invested in it, cuz it could be a great game. but if i’m being objective, i think the giants are a more complete team and might end up taking this one, but it’s like 55-45 chances, maybe 60-40 the way i see it. but the pats could also take care of business, and far be it from me to doubt the belichick-brady tandem. and there’s a lot legacy related stuff on the line, yes, for eli, but mostly for belichick and brady. so maybe that’s the motivating x-factor. but anyway, all that aside, it’s funny to me that the giants fans are trying to mock pats fans for being arrogant, and laughing about how that supposed arrogance came back and bit us on the ass four years ago, and all the while being just as arrogant as they claim we were the first time around.
Let’s see if I get this…Brady is a douchebag because of how he reacted to Plexiglass Handgun’s bravado…hey, you won the game…but tell those NY Phonystars that without Dave “Out of the NFL” Tyree, y’all are on the losing D-fense…
Scott is awful
Scott’s just dreaming of the day that he becomes a real football fan.
if brady “dominates the league every year” then how come he didnt win a playoff game for 3 years.. 2 as the home team.. the book on brady is written.. get pressure and he folds like the bitch he is.. but scott youre doing a great job pissing off these pats fans.. theyre all crying like tom brady while he sits in the back seat of his own car while his wife rides shot gun
<3 Scott
Did anybody else notice that the article said that “Tom Brady Has proved he is on Eli Mannings level”??
And this was from the fucking NY post?
Is this real life?
Scooter’s all in now after writing them off 3 times this year.
Tom Brady is one of the best quarterbacks of all time and this stupid shit can’t refute that. he and only 2 other QBs have been to 4 superbowls and elway went to five, and he and ONLY 3 other quarterbacks have 3 or more wins in the superbowl. “tom brady has proven he is in Eli’s class” what a stupid joke. Eli has his moments, no doubt, but he is no tom brady. just because he pulled off a miracle win once doesnt mean the patriots will let him get that trophy again
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20432147,00.html
@otrd, if you want to talk about being lucky in last weeks game look no further than the Giants. 2 easy ints that SF messed up because their own players crashed into each other, 2 fumbles by Kyle Williams close to the red zone.
hahaha Patriots fans so sensitive, they know that if they lose this game they might as well drop the NY BOS argument fear does strange things to people, in Pats fans case it makes them show false confidence.
you call the giants super bowl a miracle win? do you just discount the entire game other than the catch.. youre a stupid uneducated football fan if you think that game was luck.. the giants defense line tore the patriots o line up all game.. brady had no time and his TD to moss was only completed because corey webster slipped and fell on the play.. patriots fans are fucking delusional
@nythebestcity, Tom still gets to bang Gisele Bundchen who is hotter than any chick youve probably ever talked to. You wouldnt even get a seat in that car, let alone shotgun
o yea jones im sure that you just get with a bunch of chicks that look like gisele.. none of us do and thats why we comment are barstool sports you fucking dumbass.. and id rather fuck good looking girls and not be a little bitch that gisele puts in her purse like tom brady
Cuncel Da Season to ALL IN? what a fucking pathetic fan you are. i hope you land on that fence you keep straddling and rip your taint open. eat shit and die Scott
That videotaping thing is so played out. If you really believe that was the competitive edge that helped the Patriots win, you are an idiot. And I for one think Eli is a fine QB and definitely one of the best QB’s in the game right now. But he still threw 25 INT’s last year. That just shows he is still inconsistent. And people who want to put him in front of Peyton need to chill the fuck out. That level is so far away from Eli it shouldn’t even be joked about. Championships are not everything. If they were, Robert Horry would be the greatest PF of all time.
Scott would kill his own mother if he could wipe his mouth with Brady’s cum rag
digging out the one clip of tom being a doosh, buried among 11 years of clips of him not being a doosh, is basically the exception which proves the rule.
It’s funny how you douchebag NE fans always use the excuse “well Tom gets to bang Giselle” uhh yeah no shit he does. How does that benefit any of you? Seriously please explain that. Oh your QB has a hot wife? Cool, so does Eli. Do you get to bang Giselle too? Do you guys have threesomes with Tom and Giselle? Do you bang Tom then get to pretend by doing that you banged Giselle too? Morons.
@nythebestcity
You know that pressure thing that gets to Brady? Kind of works on EVERY QB. Manning chucked the ball almost 60 times last week, and couldn’t move the ball at all after halftime. Instead he was running for his life and got the game giftwrapped by Wiliams. Without those, Alex Smith outscored Eli 10-0 in the 2nd half, without a single wide receiver and one threat in the passing game, against a so-called great defense (the real defense was SF). But yeah, Brady is “done”. Fucking moron.
Yeah langdon good point. Turnovers definitely aren’t part of the game or have ever benefited the Patriots. They never get lucky and never have turnovers go their way. You’re smart. Alex Smith won that game 10-0. SF vs NE in SB 46.
PATS 63 GIANTS 9…Sorry new york not this year
pj18 – what the hell do you think Pats fans will say when all you retarded NYG/NYJ fans call Brady a homo on here? uhh no, he actually isnt cause he fucks the biggest supermodel in the world. if youre going to use the same tired insults about Brady being soft or gay or whatever then expect the same tired response – he fucks a chick 1000x hotter than the hottest chick you stalk on facebook. you stupid fuck.
Fuck both of these teams. Giants only made the playoffs (granted they got hot and Eli is a stud) because the Jets fucking blow and the Cowboys are a joke. Pats hadn’t beaten a good team until the Ravens. But seriously. Scott, shut the fuck up! You have no credibility whatsoever…
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/how-does-that-cuncel-da-season-thing-go/
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/how-does-that-cuncel-da-season-thing-go/
http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/how-does-that-cuncel-da-season-thing-go/
All of the new york fans sound like they have never taken a writing class. I cant even read half of the comments without going back to try and sound it out.
langdon1975 is right, especially about the spygate shit. calm that shit the FUCK down. i shouldn’t say his name, but one of my good friend’s father is an NCAA head coach and was a position coach in the NFL before that. he told me himself that literally every team did that shit, and all the patriots did wrong was do it ONE game longer than they should have. but stealing signals was common practice, and it still goes on today, just not with the use of video. 11 players on the field, another 70 players and staff on the sidelines…do you really think it didn’t occur to anyone to maybe have at least ONE guy trying to figure out what the other team’s signals mean??? if you’re a QB and you notice that every time the mike yells “hurricane” they blitz two LBs, is it cheating if he checks to better play the next time he hears it? is he supposed to just ignore it for the sake of sportsmanship?
bottom line is that, did they cheat? technically, yes, because they TAPED it once more after a league memo said not to. but at most, it helped them win one game against the jets. the media blew that story way out of proportion for their own benefit. you should be more mad that the money that gets jacked from your paycheck every week helps pay the salary of the idiot congressmen who got involved for who the fuck knows what reason. but everyone did it, even YOUR favorite team. and i’d tell you this no matter what team i rooted for, and anyway, these are the words of guy who can speak on it for real, not my own.
“Again, not taking anything away from Tom Brady. He’s a no doubter Hall of Famer and one of the greatest QBs…BUT” blah blah blah… Scott, you’re an idiot. Clearly you have a bias opinion, so don’t try to play both sides of the fence you pussy. Having said that, the Patriots are going to kick the giants ass!!! Maybe E. Manning will learn a few things about: How To win WITHOUT a great defense to back him up…
Scott needs to be fired
ballclick – Every Super Bowl Brady has been in was because of his defense. When has he won the big one without a great defense? If it happens this year it will be his first, but keep in mind the Giants defense was terrible for most of this year until they got hot this postseason.
Fuck ME!!! Another 8 or 9 days of this nonsense.
These pats fans beating there chests are killing me. Are you seriously saying that the giants don’t deserve to be in this. If anything the pats don’t deserve it, look at the regular season. The only good teams they played they lost to. The ravens were literally the only team that was good that the pats played. And as far as the Eli elite situation WTF did people want him to say? “no I suck and every other qb is better than me” dude was trying to show some confidence
pj18 – I didn’t mean to imply his past victories were ONLY because of him. In the past, the Patriots had an exceptional offense AND defense. This year is different. I’m saying Brady’s capable of producing a win without a top tier defense. I can’t say the same for Eli, yet…
pj18-Yeah that D that gave up like 900 points to Carolina really won that game single handedly. Just go away until you know something about the game.
Youre right tbiggums. Cause the pats choose the teams they play and none of them are NFL teams. God you people are idiots. There is no easy win in this league. Especially for the pats and every otherr team is treating it like the super bowl because they know who the king is!!
Sweet baby jesus I can’t wait till next sunday so all of you patriots faggots can shove all these comments right back up your fucking asses.
Shut up you tool. The defense got them there.
You can say whatever you want about Brady being a bitch and the Giants being the more complete team or having a better defense or whatever. But Eli Manning is so far below Tom Brady’s level as a quarterback it is actually fucking mind-boggling.
You must be drunk.
“But at this point in his career he’s a fucking bitch”.
Scott, you’re a fucking joke. The only bitch is you.
The Giants got lucky in 2007, our O-Line forgot to show up after dominating all season long. That will not be a problem this time.
You may well win this game, the Giants are better and the Pats aren’t as good. But regardless, it doesn’t change the fact that it took a miracle for you to win in 2007.
This is going to be a great football game. Going 2-0 on Brady and Belicheck in one season is incredibly hard, but the Giants have the necessary tools to do it. In other news, Scott is an absolute dipshit. It must be pretty hard to find a good giants/yanks blogger.
love all the pats fan that hate on any bit of confidence giants fans have, then turn around and say shit like you have 0% chance of winning. keep it coming hypocrites, we’ll see ya in 11 days, that’s the only thing that matters.
Love all the Giants fans that hate on any bit of confidence Pats fans have then turn around and say shit like you have 0% chance of winning. Keep it coming hypocrites, we’ll see ya in 11 days, that’s the only thing that matters.
Scott, what the hell do you expect Brady to say after something like that? “Yeah I agree, we’re going to lose”? Also, if Brady’s reaction to a statement like that is “trash talking”, then what do you call Plaxico’s statement in the first place? Isn’t that a blatant example of trash talking?
The obsession that new York has with tom Brady is borderline unhealthy. And I just sit here and shake my head thinking about these ludacris argument. Other teams (jets, ravens, giants kind of) just sit there and talk shit week in and week out and the pats just win. You pull up a clip of Tom Brady laughing at that dumb fuck plaxicos prediction and now he’s a deuche? Guy says nothing bit respectful things about every opponent and then does it on the field. This hasn’t won a playoff game in 3 years talk needs to stop…what three years?? You mean the one his acl was torn by that fuck pollard or the year he threw like 45 tds and 4 picks and was the unanimous MVP?? I like eli as much as the next guy but if u think he’sbetter than Tom Brady your an asshole. Your comments are useless. “dude the pats didn’t beat anyone good all year blah”. Fuck you they beat everyone else in your division and lost half as many games as the giants. That kid above me touched on the spygate and how much that argument sucks. The fact remains Brady has two more superbowls and 2 more mvps than Eli Sanchez kellen Clemens Kerry Collins Jared lorenzon Chad Pennington or any of the other scrubs you put under center over there in fuckin stupid new York… So continue to play clips from 4 years ago and make your songs about fucking brady and he will just sit there and torch defenses like the boss that he is….. And the pats got lucky last week argument sucks too… Did u watch the NFC championship?
The obsession that new York has with tom Brady is borderline unhealthy. And I just sit here and shake my head thinking about these ludacris argument. Other teams (jets, ravens, giants kind of) just sit there and talk shit week in and week out and the pats just win. You pull up a clip of Tom Brady laughing at that dumb fuck plaxicos prediction and now he’s a deuche? Guy says nothing bit respectful things about every opponent and then does it on the field. This hasn’t won a playoff game in 3 years talk needs to stop…what three years?? You mean the one his acl was torn by that fuck pollard or the year he threw like 45 tds and 4 picks and was the unanimous MVP?? I like eli as much as the next guy but if u think he’sbetter than Tom Brady your an asshole. Your comments are useless. “dude the pats didn’t beat anyone good all year blah”. Fuck you they beat everyone else in your division and lost half as many games as the giants. That kid above me touched on the spygate and how much that argument sucks. The fact remains Brady has two more superbowls and 2 more mvps than Eli Sanchez kellen Clemens Kerry Collins Jared lorenzon Chad Pennington or any of the other scrubs you put under center over there in fuckin stupid new York… So continue to play clips from 4 years ago and make your songs about fucking brady and he will just sit there and torch defenses like the boss that he is….. And the pats got lucky last week argument sucks too… Did u watch the NFC championship?
hey TBIGGUMS, you can only play the teams on your schedule dickhead. The pats beat everyone they needed to beat to get the number one seed and ultimately to the super bowl so shut your face about how the giants deserve it more for playing a harder regular season schedule. It sucks new york has to be as big as it is because it doubles the amount of retarded fucks that think they know what they’re talking about.
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Scott, who are you? I’m serious, who the fuck are you, the new unpaid intern? You realize this is a humor website right buddy? You also realize that your ability to post anything on here is coming down to you, like manna from heaven, directly from Boston? El Pres owns your ass, don’t ever forget that.
Take a good long look at yourself Scott. Cheetos staining the front of your sweat shirt, jerk-off sock lying crumpled in the corner, mom yelling at you to take out the trash, and tell me you wouldn’t suck a hundred homeless dicks just to live like Brady for one day. Seriously. All you Brady haters are the saddest lot I have ever seen; Spending your day huddled over a computer screen trying desperately to find the reason for why you hate him so much when really the reason is simply that he’s worth ten Elis and MARRIED a woman so far out of your league you lack the confidence to even masturbate to her.
You know what, I hope the Giants win next Sunday. I really do. For the simple reason that all of you New York degenerates living your depressing lives in the most overrated, expensive, putrid-smelling city in the country don’t lose one of the few things keeping you from throwing yourselves off the top of an office building. As if being force to idolize Eli Manning wasn’t reason enough already.
Scott, who are you? I’m serious, who the fuck are you, the new unpaid intern? you realize that this is a humor website right buddy? You realize that your ability to post anything on here is coming down to you, like manna from heaven, directly from Boston? El Pres owns your ass, don’t ever forget that.
Take a good long look at yourself Scott. Cheetos staining the front of your sweat shirt, jerk-off sock lying crumpled in the corner, mom yelling at you to take out the trash, and tell me you wouldn’t suck a hundred homeless dicks to live like Brady for just one day. Seriously. All you Brady haters are the saddest lot I’ve ever seen; huddled over a computer screen trying desperately to find the reason that you hate him so much when really the reason is simple. Brady is worth ten Eli Mannings and MARRIED a woman so far out of your league that you lack the confidence to even masturbate to her.
You know what, I hope the Giants win next Sunday. I really do. For the simple reason that all of you New York degenerates living your depressing lives in the most overrated, expensive, putrid-smelling city in the country don’t lose one of the few things keeping you from throwing yourselves off the top of an office building. As if idolizing Eli wasn’t reason enough already.
“ALL IN.” You are so fucking boring and annoying Scott. I can’t wait until you are fired you unoriginal cunt.
look more people predicting the Giants are gonna lose next week. Like last week. And the week before. and the week before. and the week before. And the week before.
Give it up haters. Let the game be played. Your words mean nothing.
fuck you and the cunt that spit you out
Awful
If gay asshole was magnetic north, scott’s dick would be the world’s most accurate compass
Lol you call that shit talking….i wonder what that porch monkey tuck would do if someone actually talked shit to him..probably pull a switowski fron the longest yard.