I Have Never Hated Anyone More Than This Astronaut Broad Who Did A Triathlon In Space
Space – NASA astronaut Sunita Williams has completed the first triathlon in space, running, biking and “swimming” along with athletes in the Nautica Malibu Triathlon held in Southern California over the weekend. “I’m happy to be done,” Williams said from the International Space Station Sunday (Sept. 16) after she crossed the orbital finish line. “It wasn’t easy, and I’m sure everybody in California’s very happy to be done too.” Sunita Williams is the U.S. commander of the Expedition 33 crew aboard the space station, which is orbiting Earth about 240 miles (386 km) overhead. She used exercise equipment, including a stationary bike, treadmill and a series of bench presses that will serve as the microgravity equivalent of swimming, to simulate the triathlon experience in space.
Whats worse than a triathlete? A triathlete in fucking space. Hey toots you’re already an astronaut. There’s only like 5 of you. You’re already special. You should be in the kitchen and instead you’re in a space station 240 miles above the earth. You don’t need to go simulating a triathlon to impress people anymore. Especially some fake ass version where you bench press instead of swim. Asterisk because you’re in zero gravity asterisk because you didn’t really swim and asterisk because you’re a chick.
On a more important note, how much do astronauts suck now? How do we suck so bad at space now? Like 50 years ago we’re walking on the moon and shit and now I feel like our last 5 space trips all sucked. Shit never goes right. I mean I guess the Curiosity thing landing on Mars is big but its all robots and shit. I want some Apollo Astronauts out there space walking and shit. Bouncing around the moon. Planting nuclear bombs inside giant asteroids headed for earth to save humanity. Where the fuck did those astronauts go? Now we just got broads running marathons and shit. Might as well just slap a “26.2″ bumper sticker on the back of the shuttle and declare the space program dead.
great ending
then who the fuck cleaned and washed the dishes while she was doing this triathlon?
can you shower in space? if i’m on that crew, i’d launch her ass out the escape hatch for making that space station smell like a taco stand.
Sunita wait .. what they let blacks be astronauts… fucking Obama what has this world come too
ohballs, she’s’ indian you dipshit.
She’s from Indiana….. Oh Because Sunita Gupta would have been fair game. Sunita Williams i just assumed all Indians married there own…. but i did watch Bend it like Beckham should have known better my apologies
Hey i think it is a good idea to have a broad in the space station. Who else is going to make sandwich’s, give blow jobs and clean up the place for the real astronauts? And at least she isn’t floating above the couch, watching Oprah and getting fat.
She had better swallow though. Otherwise there will be nasty pearl necklaces everywhere….
Peter: Oh mind boggling Chris. Barreling around the Earth at five miles a second, watching the sunrise over the sea of Japan. It’s indescribable. Plus I had plenty of time to rub one out, which in space is great, but after a while its like living in a snow globe.
The space program ended when Obama scrubbed the return mission to the moon. He has gutted NASA and his appointed NASA chief said his primary function was to include muslim nations in spacefaring endeavours and to “make them feel good about their contributions to space travel.”. I guess being a sociopathic culture stuck in the 7 th century really helped von braun get us to the moon. Congrats muslims on all your scientific genius!!!
tax dollars hard at work. wonder what a space treadmill costs. probably 12 million plus 500 grand extra for the wall model.