Fuck you, asshole. Fuck your retarded quarterback, your butterfingers running back, your contract extension and your grandmother. No, it’s not really your fault but it’s your birthday and I was all amped to salsa my dick off & blow the candles off an easy W. Now I gotta sit around for 2 weeks trying to forget about this swoon & pretend I’m excited to see what the G-Men can do with 2 weeks preparation against the Packers. AND you dropped a perfectly good garbage-time fantasy touchdown? I hope you get birthday cards with no money in them before being left for dead face-first in your cake.

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