I Need A New Intern To Take Care Of All The Stuff I’m Too Lazy To Do Now

The time has come, my friends. The time has come for me to pass down one of the finest duties and privileges in Barstool history to a new man. As I get older, creepier, increasingly more whipped, and Zuckerberg keeps blocking my friend requesting abilities, its only right I pass down the Smokeshow Rite to a young buck who can put it to good use. Someone who can reap the benefits of reaching out and talking to the hottest girls in the Tri-State area. I need a college aged Stoolie who can round up smokes to be featured on the site as well as spread the word of all our events and parties. More or less I need a social dude that can help take care of all the off-site duties that go on with Barstool New York. From smokes to parties and everything in between.
Your compensation will be that you will get to connect with the hottest college chicks in the country by saying you work for Barstool. Like I said, this is a privilege. Plus my last intern was Feitelberg and he eventually got a full time gig out of it. I groom talent. So, its your job to take it and run with it. If any chicks are interested, you can get involved too. I don’t discriminate. Email me at KFC@barstoolsports.com if you’re interested in getting down with the Stool.

Just make the black kid down in Philly do it…nobody reads him anyway.
wow usernamesrgay, thats such a nonconformist name! way to say what no one else has ever said on here… dumb fuck
pretty sure you had a college aged guy who was really good at this stuff too. ask pres, i think he stuffed him onto barstool u.
You hinted at it, but just come out and say your girlfriend told you that she’d leave / stop fucking you / start fucking other guys. I left out the prospect of you getting blown since I doubt she’s done it since the fourth.
I’ve been there. Move on dude.
fire neil
Philly Faithful = Maurice
this doesn’t help you, but move fietleburger to chicago.
just do it
Yo bro you casually mentioned being whipped… and this is about not doing smokeshows anymore. Coincidence?? I think not bro.
I REALLY hope i’m wrong though. If i’m not wrong you gotta unpin the grenade, roll it and run the fuck out of there.
slut, kmarko got moved because he’s the 3rd best blogger on the site. He gets no credit.