I Think Its Safe To Say Landry Fields Outkicked His Coverage
Twitter @ElaineAlden - “I guess I’m a WAG ha! proud to be a NBA wag especially since @landryfields is my ole ball & chain..haha #jokes #happylady #peas&carrots,”
You know whats funny? When I first saw pictures of Elaine Alden yesterday I was like “Holy shit how the fuck did Landry Fields pull this chick?” Then I thought about it. Landry Fields is a Stanford graduate, making 800 grand a year. If he worked at Goldman Sachs or something this wouldn’t be a surprise at all. I’d be like just another finance big dog with a super smoke girlfriend, nothing to see here. But in the NBA he’s portrayed as like some broke ass nerd who sits around jerking off and playing Scrabble with Jeremy Lin on Saturday nights. Stanford grad making less than a million, what a loser!
Well the joke’s on the rest of the fucking NBA. Take your high school diplomas and your max contracts and shove it up your dumb uneducated asses. Dwyane Wade and Lebron got baby mamas that look like they were plucked from the Huxtable family and Landry Fields is running around town with a GQ model:
wow his mom must be pissed he’s got some pornstar looking whore on his arm instead of a 1600 SAT asian like he should
http://www.indiegogo.com/loveforKFC?a=727824
lol KFC is this for real?
Probably the hottest girl in the history of humanity
^pres Jr… that is fucking hilarious. I need a game worn forever lazy and I needed it yesterday.
Hard 10. Not even the sword swallowers in the comment section can find a flaw on this one.
That picture of her on the elyptical made something quiver.
A+ pres jr.
@cantget you mean besides the fake tits?
I second that frunkis, if I were Landry, I’d go for a broad who didnt have the professional cocksucker look going on. She looked classy but the elliptical pic and the one above it she looks like she belongs in hustler. Not that that’s a bad thing normally, but when you are an NBA player, I’d think you could rail chicks like this as often as you want, why date/marry one?
Shoulders are way too round. They’re like frigging perfect spheres, for christ sake. Wouldn’t bang unless I was drunk, and even then, probably not. Just grosses me out.
@hortonhearsawoo srsly, people take shoulders for granted.
I’d like to bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states.
Yep, she’s perfect.
Hortonhearsawho is a terd tickler plain and simple. Think ur on the wrong website.
damn, now I have to beat off again
oh. my. landry bravo
She’s like a blonde Mila Kunis but with way better tits!
not surprised, every girl who knows anything about the knicks is in love with him.
Holy Smoke. Damn. She gave me chills. Seriously. I think I have a fever.
wow i see the blonde Mila Kunis now that you said that holy shit
wow, the picture of her in the white looks like mila kunis with a wig on.