I would wear this thing 365 days a year if I owned it. Don’t care if its 90 degrees in the middle of August at the beach. I’d be rocking board shorts and this thing. Contra Sweater Tanlines for days. So cocky.

And if you dont think I’m hiring a grandma somewhere to stitch “up up down down left right left right B A Start” into the back of it, you’re outside of your mind.