I Would Vote The One Armed Chick Off The Bachelor With Zero Hesitation
First of all let me just explain to you something borderline unbelievable – I was watching Wheel of Fortune at 7:30 tonight and there was a cute blonde contestant with one arm. 8pm rolls around and the Bachelor starts on the same channel and theres another one armed cute blonde. Do you know what the chances of that are? Like 1 in 500 trillion. Thats absolutely never happened in the history of TV, so add up all the times TV shows have aired and there’s your probability. Roughly 1 in 500 trillion.
Anyway lets get into it with the One Armed Broad from The Bachelor. This chick would get voted off in a fucking heartbeat. I’d give out a rose to everyone in California before I gave her a rose. And this has nothing to do with looks and morals and whether you have a good heart or anything. Truth be told One Armed Girl is an absolute smoke. Very pretty girl. I have all my appendages and she’s 10 million times better looking than me. But plain and simple, the producers are trying to throw you a curveball with this casting job right here. This is absolutely a ploy to try to put you in some sort of 4 limbs vs 3 limbs predicament. Some sort of power play by the creators to throw you off kilter. And guess what? Not in my fucking house. Not on my Bachelor watch. They did this so they can build a storyline about whether I don’t like her because she’s handicapped or I do like her but its out of pity or some shit. They want their behind the scenes confessions from the other girls talking about whether its real love or some sort of one armed lust. Fuck that. I’m the motherfuckin Bachelor. King Kong ain’t got shit on me. I call the shots here. I run the show. I control this gaggle of gold digging fame whores. Not the producers and certainly not some one armed chick.
Nothing personal, One Armed Girl but you gotta play the Bachelor with your brain and your dick, not your heart. And while my heart goes out to you, my brain and my dick are focused squarely on chicks with all 4 limbs.
I bet she gives a helluva handy, though.
Get it off of me!
So your girlfriend is making you watch this show now?
Dude is trying so hard to maintain eye contact.
A philosophical debate of the ages, 3 limbs or 4 limbs. Fascinating.
Tell us the truth, you wouldn’t date her because she couldn’t double fist you, right?
Clancy we know you’d keep her. Butter that nub up and its like your back as a altar boy and Father McSpleenpusher has that look in his eye
fuck thats gross
two handed handys are the only ones worth getting though. lezzbehonest.
There’s a one armed smokeshow in my town. I heard she fucks like a honey badger. I would absolutely smash a one armed smoke.
Speaking of which, would you rather bang a girl with one arm or one leg?
She looks exactly like my wife… except she is hot… and my wife has 2 good arms she doesnt use.
I thought Wheel of Fortune was on CBS and Bachelor was on ABC? Are you able to watch two channels at the same time with your special lazy eye or are tv lineups different in New York?
i read the title and fucking died. didnt even need the blog
he’s sent a few home with no tits and no ass, i think he’s got his priorities in order.
KFC have to disagree with you here. Vote off all the black chicks first. Voting off the disabled person first is just a total asshole move. I’d 100% take her over the new miss america
Also, what about kids? Do you really want to run the risk of your kid being born with 3 limbs? Fuck that.
Wheel of fortune is on channel 7 and no fucking man on earth should know what channel the bachelor is on.
I heard Blackdude died.
Shut the fuck up Neil!…Oh shit, wrong blog…
20 comments in and no tripod references.dissapointing
And fratholic has it right black chicks are gone first night it’s a no brainer.
lol’d
@wilburham.. triipod/3 leg references do not apply here.
Any chance The Fugitive comes on next?
neil would like his men with a stump
think neil could take her stump up his ass all the way to the shoulder?
the only downside with her is that it’d take a REAL long time for her to make a sandwich after a good romp in the sack, besides that I’d hit it
stimulating conversation Clancy.
hahahh . you nailed it
Tough call but Sean the bachelor made the right call. You have to give her an initial rose just so the other girls don’t think you’re a hate filled monster. I support almost always shirtless Sean.
wife made me watch it the other night (yeah-yeah). she seems pretty cool and i’ll be she has a better perspective on life than most of the dumb cunts out there these days. that being said, it’d definitely be weird hosing her. you know i’d do it though.
i only watch the bachelor because my wife makes me………… i swear
Same reason they put black girls on. Thsi guy in a million years would never go that way.
I have a feeling that this Hiltler youth looking Texas boy is not to keen on bringing a black chick home to Mom and Dad either. In addition to the “pitty rose”, there is definitely the “I’m not a racist rose”.
I think anyone who is going say shit like ya’ll have are fucking morons. I have a sister with one arm. She can accomplise anything she has been delt. I work with Special Needs people and they are no differant than normal people, they just need a little help. Fuck all of you for saying the things you have. Grow up, get a life, act your age not your fucking shoe size. And don’t blame your wife or girlfriend because you watch it!! you all that said bad things fucking wack on it any way