You can’t even really begin to wrap your head around how much shit that subway railing has seen. Its been pissed on. Its been puked on. Sat on. Homeless people rubbing it. Theres a chance that blood has been on it. Semen. Along with the saliva of all the other inbreds who licked that shit for a dollar. When we have a worldwide plague, Contagion style, I think I know who Patient Zero is.